The Spongebob Cheez Whiz Fic

Ryan's addiction

Ryan Ross. In the eyes of many people he is just a man, but this is far from the truth.
Ryan has a serious addiction. It has taken over his life.
It's... Cheez Whiz... his mother fed him the delicious spread as a baby, and as a toddler he became truly addicted.
He eats it.
I bathes in it.
He moisturizes his face with it.
He cleans the floor with it.
It has gotten to the point of no return.
But little did he know about the crushing news that will come tomorrow...