The end.

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It's been 30 years. Ryan is 60. He decided that he will do his last robbery act and he will kill himself after.
He robbed the house, used the Cheez Whiz and prepared the gun. But he went to poo first.
It's been 60 years and Ryan just realized he's pooing Cheez Whiz.
He decided not to commit suicide. He chose that he will eat his excrements for the rest of his life.
They tasted great and he never ran out. He pooed constantly. It was more of a M O I S T  T H I C C and
S U C C U L E N T Cheez Whiz but he liked it.

That was the story of George Ryan Ross the third, the man who lived till he was 100 years old by eating his shit for 40 years.

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