"well this is it."
*i breath the polluted and toxic air*
"Ahh nothing like the remains of a war ehh buddy?"
*i nudge the skeleton of the alien officer*
"oh yeah you can't talk because your DEAD!"
Dead is the simplest term to say the least, anyhoo how did this happen? Well earth is polluted *sarcastic LE GASP* anyhow there was a war yadada blah blah nuclear warfare blah you get the gist now earth is quote on quote habitable anyway the aliens are here
"I think I'll call them..............bob! Wait...no I got it.........aha alienz!!"
*i pat the skeleton on the back and it falls down the cliff*
"Gosh darn it there goes my friend"
*i was crazy due to the air and atmosphere and no one to talk to*
"Hey a STORE thanks skeleton!"
*i run towards it and have my pipe ready when I hear screaming and blasts*
"OHHH sounded painful"
(Weee neeeed ttto helpppp)
"Now who the h*ck said that. Pardon my language"
(It's your conscious, well the sane one at least)
"What are you doing in mah swamp?"
(Your head is more of like a oh how do I put it, it's more like a world made of toxic waste, it's a wonder your alive)
"Well the skeleton need to go in first"
(Ok ok I see what's happening here your face to face with a store-)
"Stop don't song that"
(Fine but just go in—)
A body flys out
(Umm good bye)
"Conscious where are you going!"
(Somewhere)
The skeletons skull drops of the neck
"Your right skeleton I should just leave the area"
As he started tip toeing away an alien appears and slaps him
"What the frick!!?!"
The alien gives him a pineapple and shoved him down
"Umm ok"
The skeleton stands up and stabs the alien in the eye with a sharp bone
"What the absolute hack is going on?"
Turns out he passed out but the skeleton and alien thing was happening
THE END
YOU ARE READING
Aliens
FanfictionSo a guy has gone crazy and is on earth...for now...and is friends with a skeleton. I will continue the story so READ IT READ IT READ IT READ IT READ IT READ IT READ IT READ IT READ IT read it ( ﾟдﾟ)
