Tall, Dark, Handsome

Up and down (like a rollercoaster)

Warning: mentions of exhibitionism and smut...

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"Poop, that was delicious!" I say lapping up the crumbs of pigeon pie left on my plate.
"Thanks baby, I told you it was my specialty" Poop winks at me then walks over and stands behind me, rubbing my shoulders. I let my head roll back and he plants a kiss on my nose.
"I was thinking we go out for lunch today, I kinda used up all we had in the fridge for the pie."
"Sure, I said, sounds good to me."
I slipped on something comfortable. A flirty skater skirt and a cute blouse that matched my purse. I popped in my wedges and headed for the door.
"Wow, I didn't know i was dating Kim Kardashian." I giggled, knowing that my ass looked phat in this skirt.
----------At the Café--------
Poop ordered an Americano and a muffin for both of us. I quickly gulped mine down because I was thirsty. I ate the muffin quickly too, I was hungry since it had been a while since breakfast.
Poop was still drinking his slowly as we talked. I grew bored soon with nothing left to put in my mouth. I smirked. I know just they way to get over this boredom...

Slowly, while maintaining eye contact and conversation with Poop, I began sliding my foot up against his leg. His eyes grew wide. The higher I went, the darker his eyes became. "Poop Daddy, I half said, half moaned, are you done with your coffee?"
He grabbed my wrist and pulled me up from our table. As we were walking out of the cafe I said, "are you ready for dessert?" This only made Poop Daddy drag me even more roughly to the alley near the cafe.
"Babby, you gotta stop teasing me like that."
"Or else what?" I taunted.
He raised an eyebrow then chuckled. "Or else, I'll have to punish you."
Moister than a zoyster was the only way I can describe my state when he said that. He lifted my skirt and went straight to business.
We both finished together huffing and puffing.
"Let's go home before someone catches us here." He said.
"Maybe we can continue this later" I said with a sly sexy grin.
Shocked at my statement, he stuffed his hands into his pockets. "Y-yeah, m-maybe we can."

Damn, how can someone be so sexy, yet so cute and innocent. I was completely absorbed by him...and there was no escape now.