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Friends?

What are friends?

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That's what a friend is.

But.

But.

I don't even need all of that.

I just need someone I can trust.

Someone I can be honest to.

Someone who I can talk to.

Someone who will fight for me.

Someone who at least acts like they care.

SOMEONE WHO WILL FUCKING STAY FOR ONCE.

That's all I ask for.

Is that too hard to ask?

Maybe.

*sighs*

But hey, what can I say?

I guess that's my own god damned fault.