Me against romance

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Hell no! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! I prefer 100%  something else than that ! 

I mean please, lets be realistic . The type of romance in the movies and the books is not real . Yep girls sorry but there is not a prince with a white horse

  Have you ever met anyone who lives that type of romantic life? You know i am talking about the classics

Classic n.1 

The boy and the girl meet and fall in love but cant be together because reasons( their families, their status quo etc)

Classic n.2 

The boy and the girl hate each other at the begining but they fall in love 

Classic n.3 

A relationship strongest of them all, that survives till the one of them dies

Well oh well this is not a romantic story. Let me tell you what i consider romantic

~Small everyday  actions  OF COURSE THEY MATTER GUYS !!!!!   Do we need valentines day to celebrate love? NO, we can celebrate in our own way everyday.( plus Valentines day is an advertising full of stress and capitalism celebration, so there are more reasons to hate it :) ) Imagine your relationship walking in the room with some flowers, knowing you had a difficult and sad day and you need support. IS THIS OR NOT ROMANTIC B*TCHES?

~ Being a friend and a partener . We dont always need to feel that we are in a relationship. Sometimes i find romantic to feel that my bf can be my f ( riend). Making me laugh and sharing with me funny stories, playing with me video games, chilling out ( Ok this is the ideal relationship for me guys)

 ~ Let the feelings out ... There is no need to be i n a relationship where everything is just like a fairytale. No, thare has to be some fight , some argument, something that mede you mad. And at the end of the day there is going to be an apology and a hug . 


OK thats pretty much my idea of the ROMANCE

But what about Valentines day i mentioned before?

Nothing! That day does not deserve its existance ( according to me always) C'me on, its a way for companies to earn money, it supports capitalism( F* capitalism), and exists only for youngsters to buy some roses and stuff.

  And why Cupid is a baby with wings and arrows? 1st it is extremelly iresponsible to give to a baby arrows, it could hurt itself 2nd Why a baby? I guess that love is something pure.....?

And if you guys support that love is everywhere ( Type of romantic love) why there are soooooo many webpages with p.o.r.n.? I mean , if love is in every single one of us, there is no need of those pages, right? Because sexual atraction leads to love( according to scientists) Yes it is true. When you feel attraction to someone it is because mother nature says that he/she is good for having babys

And what about lesbian love, or gay love ? 

And what about divorces? Divorce rate has beenn increasing rapidly the last few years 

Well i am thinking of doing a second part of this, talking about romantic quotes. This is going to be fun! ( Actually i had alredy write it, but something happend and everything just erased... F*ck you internet connection. You had one job!)

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