Me: WAZUP PEOPLE just had free time and wanted to say hi to all my wonderful readers and followers. Also wanted to maybe try this writing style, cuz I see a lot of people doing it and I wanted to try
Me: of course you need other people for this so, ASH EVERYBODY
Ash: hi
Me: he's like an imaginary friend of mine
Ash: IM NOT IMAGINARY
Me: sorry buddy, but your not real
Ash: oh, okay...
Me: anyways, that was awkward. So how are all you guys doing? I'm on spring break and I'm really enjoying it! I get to hang out with mah family and my imaginary friends like Ash
Ash: yeah we have fun together a lot
Me: yeah, but in my IMAGINATION. Yeah I got really no friends or life so I have him, some others, and my family. But ya need a break from family sometimes right? And I still have you guys!
Ash: so is that all for now?
Me: yea-AHHHHH!
Ash: what?!
Me: ITS MY DOG! HES LICKING MY FACE!!! ITS SO GROSS!!
Ash: oh, so I'll say good bye for now. Goodbye everyone :)
