Okay if Andy gets a rant about a tiny lil hole, I kinda wanna rant about how Ashley is seen by uh hiS OWN FUCKING FANS
OKAY
SAY IT WITH ME
ASHLEY
IS
NOT
A
MAN
WHOREDID YOU SAY IT?
GOOD!
NOW TO ACTUALLY FUCKIN BELIEVE IT
ASHLEYYY
IS A DELICATE FLOWER
HE IS ACTUALLY QUITE SHY
HE'S QUITE SENSITIVE
HE DOES NOT LIKE HOW PEOPLE SEE HIM
NAH NAH
NOT A BIT
OKAY BUT HE'S SO DELICATE THAT HE WONT GET PISSY OVER IT
HE LETS IT GO
BUT OKAY FROM LITERALLY EVERY FAN I'VE HEARD OF THAT MET HIM, HE WAS SHY AND POLITE
OKAY DOES A MAN WHORE ACT LIKE THAT
NOT👏LAST👏I👏FUCKIN👏CHECKED
OKAY SO BEFORE YA CLAIM TO BE A FAN
get ya fUCKIN FACTS STRAIGHT
ASHLEY IS NOT A MAN WHORE
HE IS A DELICATE FLOWER
AND WHILE WE ARE ON THE FUCKIN SUBJECT
I may sound a tad bit hypocritical for this because I write him like this sometimes, but I don't honestly believe it
ASHLEY👏AINT👏NO👏ALCOHOLIC
HE IS AN ADULT
HE IS OVER 18 AND 21 whatever your law may be idk it's 21 here
IN FACT
HE👏IS👏33
IT WOULD BE QUITE SAD IF HE DIDN'T HAVE AT LEAST ONE DRINK BY NOW unless he was a Patrick Stump or a Chris Motionless
OKAY
HE DEALS WITH STRESS
HE'S IN A FUCKING FAMOUS-ASS BAND
HE IS A HUMAN
HE DEALS WITH TAXES AND BILLS N SHIT OKAY HE'S AN AMERICAN THAT'S WHAT HUMAN AMERICAN ADULTS GOTTA DO
NOW WHAT DO ADULTS LIKE TO DO TO CHILL OUT HERE AND THEN HERE AND THEN???
THEY👏FUCKIN👏DRINK
SO YES
HE LIKES ALCOHOL
NO
HE AINT AN ALCOHOLIC
HE AINT THE ONLY PERSON WHO DRINKS
ALRIGHT?!
AL-FUCKIN-RIGHT