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Okay if Andy gets a rant about a tiny lil hole, I kinda wanna rant about how Ashley is seen by uh hiS OWN FUCKING FANS

OKAY

SAY IT WITH ME

ASHLEY
IS
NOT
A
MAN
WHORE

DID YOU SAY IT?

GOOD!

NOW TO ACTUALLY FUCKIN BELIEVE IT

ASHLEYYY

IS A DELICATE FLOWER

HE IS ACTUALLY QUITE SHY

HE'S QUITE SENSITIVE

HE DOES NOT LIKE HOW PEOPLE SEE HIM

NAH NAH

NOT A BIT

OKAY BUT HE'S SO DELICATE THAT HE WONT GET PISSY OVER IT

HE LETS IT GO

BUT OKAY FROM LITERALLY EVERY FAN I'VE HEARD OF THAT MET HIM, HE WAS SHY AND POLITE

OKAY DOES A MAN WHORE ACT LIKE THAT

NOT👏LAST👏I👏FUCKIN👏CHECKED

OKAY SO BEFORE YA CLAIM TO BE A FAN

get ya fUCKIN FACTS STRAIGHT

ASHLEY IS NOT A MAN WHORE

HE IS A DELICATE FLOWER

AND WHILE WE ARE ON THE FUCKIN SUBJECT

I may sound a tad bit hypocritical for this because I write him like this sometimes, but I don't honestly believe it

ASHLEY👏AINT👏NO👏ALCOHOLIC

HE IS AN ADULT

HE IS OVER 18 AND 21 whatever your law may be idk it's 21 here

IN FACT

HE👏IS👏33

IT WOULD BE QUITE SAD IF HE DIDN'T HAVE AT LEAST ONE DRINK BY NOW unless he was a Patrick Stump or a Chris Motionless

OKAY

HE DEALS WITH STRESS

HE'S IN A FUCKING FAMOUS-ASS BAND

HE IS A HUMAN

HE DEALS WITH TAXES AND BILLS N SHIT OKAY HE'S AN AMERICAN THAT'S WHAT HUMAN AMERICAN ADULTS GOTTA DO

NOW WHAT DO ADULTS LIKE TO DO TO CHILL OUT HERE AND THEN HERE AND THEN???

THEY👏FUCKIN👏DRINK

SO YES

HE LIKES ALCOHOL

NO

HE AINT AN ALCOHOLIC

HE AINT THE ONLY PERSON WHO DRINKS

ALRIGHT?!

AL-FUCKIN-RIGHT

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