Blind Date

David

The waiter walked me to the table Marline was waiting for me at. I was worried she’d be mad I was late.

However, it wasn’t my fault I was late, my friends stole my light saber, and the only way to get it back was to trade them ten of my transformers. First, I had to figure out what was most important to me and what I was willing to give up. After a few minutes of thinking about this, I realized there was only one thing to do. Battle. I took my samurai sword and fought for my light saber and my transformers. It was two against one. However, only one of them had a weapon, so I went for the weakest link first, Bill. He ran away crying. After words it was just me and Steve. After about five long minutes of battling, I won.

I had an itch in my nose so I reached in and tried to get rid of it. Then I noticed Marline. I hoped she didn’t see or think I was picking my nose. I wasn’t. She just smiled.

She was beautiful. She was prettier than wonder woman, and that is saying a lot.

She shook my hand which was a really good sign, most girls run away. Probably because they felt threatened by my awesomeness.

She, however, accepted that I was clearly awesome.

When the waitress came and I decided to order as much food as I possibly could. I heard girls usually liked the guy who could eat the most.