Harry's pet unicorn!

Hornys sharpening

Harry's POV

So today is kind of a big day for horny. He gets his horn sharpened. Louis suggested that the horn should be painted orange to resemble a carrot. But I called him a f*@'ing idiot. And then he ran off crying... Lol what a baby.

But anyway it's kind of a big deal and I don't know if I'm ready for this. The vet said it can be quite painful. And I'm afraid that if it hurts Horny he will stab me.

Maybe I should surprise him with a extra long rainbow ride after his appointment. Or maybe a trip to Chucky cheese. We all know Niall has enough tokens that he has stolen from children. Horny loves Chucky cheese.

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So we arrived at the vet and you could tell that he was quite nervous. We walked into the room and his big frightened eyes looked at me. "Is this going to hurt?" He stuttered. "Lol yea. RT if u cri evrytiem." I said laughing at the little fag.

"Harry stop it!" he yelled back at me. "And I'll make sure to RT if I cry." He added.

The doctor walked in with the filer. He filed the horn much quicker than I had expected. I got a kick out of the faces Horny made though. It looked like he was giving birth while getting kicked in the balls at the same time. Which is impossible but he better RT later.

After the doctor visit, we headed to Chucky cheese. Horny was very proud of his new wonderful horn. He was whipping his head around like Willow Smith at Chucky cheese.

Right as I started to yell, "Horny watch out." It happened....................................