Who are you [ K. TH ]

v.

》evangeline《

UNKNOWN NUMBER CALLING
09*********

I answered the phone and the next thing that happened made me lose my mind.

Tangina-- talaga

"Cause I’m busy I’m busy 24/7 swigin mweol swini
Imi shigil notchin i kkiri kkiri norajugil
Shigiwa chigiman nameun
Jadeure gokseong mweoshi jungheonjireul molra
Parit to new york damn
Swil teum eomneun nae seugejul"

I swear, the voice sounds like Suga.

"S-shit" I murmured under my breath

I heard a man chuckled on the other line

"Who is this?" I asked

"It's Suga." The man answered

I FUCKING TELL YA HE SOUNDS LIKE SUGA

"Your real name." I said annoyed

"Real name is Min Yoongi"

What? Yoongi?

"Stop fooling around Yoongi. How did you rap and copy Suga's voice?"

"Because I'm Suga." He said in a serious tone

"Stop joking." I said in a serious tone.

"I'm not joking. Have you googled Suga?" He said

"Wait. I'll call you back." And I ended the call.

I searched Suga on Google.

And he ain't joking.

MIN YOONGI

SUGA

AGUST D

WHAT THE ACTUAL FLOWER--

I immediately called Yoongi's number.

It rang about 3 times and then he answered it

"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? WHY DID YOU MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A FOOL? TALKING ABOUT YOU. BOASTING. YOU LOVE HEARING OTHER PEOPLE APPRECIATE YOU RIGHT? OH DAAAAMN. WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME EARLIER? I'M SO SHOOKT RIGHT NOW! LIKE MIN YOONGI, AND SUGA ARE THE SAME AND I'M TALKING TO HIM RIGHT NOW! IS---"

"Woah, easy there sweetie." He chuckled

S W E E T I E?

"What? Sweetie? But wait no. Why didn't you tell me?"

"I would like you to act normal to me. Because when I tell other people I'm Suga they'll be awkward and treat me different or something."

Oh.

"Oh. Well it's really, really, really! My privelage Uh, um..."

"Yoongi. Call me Yoongi."

"Yoongi."

"Act normal."

"Fine fine I will i'm just really shoc--"

"Wait you're not normal."

"What? What do you mean?"

"Abnormal ka diba?"

"Aba naman. Gago ka ba?"

He chuckled

"Kidding. Anyway. Sabi mo diba mag fafangirl ka pa sakin baka nakaka abala ako."

"Ay naman. Yes. Hoo. Hangin"

"Totoo naman hahaha. Anyway save my number. Goodnight Evangeline."

"Goodnight labanos."

"Anong laban--" I ended the call bago pa niya matapos ang sasabihin niya.

I laughed sigurado akong napipikon na yun saakin yun.

Bigla naman nag ring ang phone ko. I answered the call.

"ANONG LABANOS? BA'T MO KO BINABAAN NG PHONE. ABA NAMAN."

"Chill Yoongi. Mawawala swaeg mo niyan. Joke lang yun. Bye na."

"Chill pa ako."

"Talaga ba?"

"Oo nga"

"K. Bye walking labanos."

Once again I ended the call, laughing my ass out. I googled Suga. I admit i can feel butterflies in my stomach right now. Like who wouldn't? AGUST D, SUGA, MIN YOONGI IS NOW MY FRIEND AND HE EVEN OFFERED ME A RIDE HOME.

Putangina talaga. Paano ako makakatulog ngayon. Antok dalawin mo ako please.

A/N:

A veeerrrryyyyy short update. I'm really sorry for being IA. I'll do my best to update this. SORRY FOR MY TYPOS AND WRONG GRAMMAR.