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Sponge bob is having a usual day in the bikini bottom. The sun is shining through the see and the
Sea shells are of little amount. Sponge bob gets up and walks to work. He yells "hi SQUIDWARD!" And of course he said the same rude thing he does every morning while sponge bob takes it as a compliment. Sponge bob thinks while he goes to work. He thinks "I don't know if I can keep doing this anymore, lying to the entire bikini bottom." Then sponge bob brings himself together and continues walking to work.
Sponge bob walks into to the crusty crab "Hey Mr. Crabs" Mr crabs responds "Hey lady! Get behind the grill and start cooking some patties! Sponge bob answers "Aye Yi Captain!" Sponge bob walks in to the kitchen. But he realizes there is no more meat left in the fridge. He calls out to Mr. Crabs and says, "do we have any crab meat left?! A civilian spits out his burger and says "CRAB MEAT DID YOU JUST SAY CRAB MEAT?" Sponge bob stands facing the distraught customer not moving a muscle.
All the customers storm into the kitchen and see's crab shells laying on the floor. CANNIBAL!!!!!! The customers scream "GET HIM!"
N/A: well that was interesting wasn't it.😐 Follow me if you want to read chapter two. I don't expect you to want to though.
-Anthar mora
