Honesty Hour

ADMISSION 7

I'll be the most psycho ex you ever have J.H. 

I'm the smash the glass on your window type of gal. 

I love you, I think, but you don't need to know that. 

In this game we play the rules will be foul. 

Remember you're 22, 

So better not break my heart. 

I know how to file a police report. 

And theres more, oh where do I start? 

My father is so protective, 

I'm his baby girl. 

You break my heart, 

That man will crush your whole damn world. 

My father may be back up, 

But don't forget about me. 

You lie or cheat or break me like A.P.? 

I'll make you regret the day you chose to leave. 

I can pick a lock, momma didn't raise a bitch. 

I lie and I cheat, 

I steal and I beg, 

And worst of all I snitch. 

Your life may be boring, 

But I'm still a stalker. 

I'll be everywhere you are, 

You'll be thinking "Fuck! I can't get rid of her!" 

Some would call me crazy, 

But I don't listen to them. 

Other's might encourage me.

 Some would even praise me. 

I'll fucking poke holes in condoms, 

I'll lie about my birth control. 

Trust me baby when I want something, 

I tend to get it in it's all. 

Don't fuck with me, 

Don't even think to try. 

Because I promise you this, 

I'll be the only ex to really make you cry.