This kid kept on playing the wrong notes on a piano and I yelled from the top of the stairs, "YOU FAILED."(I was in a bad mood)
I was at a party and I used cupcake icing to turn myself into Simba
They were playing TOP music and I was happily humming along, and then they changed it to it "It's Raining tacos" so I shot myself with a nerf gun and declared myself dead
People asked me and some kids who was the best singer in our opinions, and everyone else said "Katy Perry!" While I said "Brendon Urie."
(This one happened a while ago)
Hearing my mom and my brother talking about a snow day, so I yelled from the top of the stairs "I CAME AS SOON AS I HEARD."
(Also old)
Telling my mother on her fortieth birthday "Today is the day that the rest of your life shows up on your face."
(Also old (again))
Kids snorting fun dip at lunch.Yes, a kid snorted fundip.
(Also also also old)
A lovely poem,
Tealcarthiefanchovy eats memes and kills children's dreams,
Global Warming is real Donald Trump don't kill that seal,
Everyone said hurray when they found out Idubbz was gay
A lovely poem the kids at lunch made at school
(At this point they are all old)
My friend writing on valentines cards that she ate cars for breakfast
YOU GOTTA LOVE THOSE JEEPS
(Then a bunch of sensitive moms were complaining about it)
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%100 percent regret
De TodoThis is the book of regret. So sit down, grab popcorn, and begin to laugh at my pain!
