Lucy:" yawns (changes up and gets to the door and shouted) ahhh!!!.....why on earth is a baby outside my room?!"
Land lady :" what's with all that ruckus young lady?! oh my....its been hard on you giving birth to such a cute little girl...."
Lucy: " she's not mine! I found her outside my room......"
Landlady: " who would leave a baby here especially under your care....."
Lucy:" hey what ya mean about especially under my care!"
Natsu: " Lucy !!!! it's time to go on our next job......whaaa....what the hell is a baby in your hands lucy?! don't tell me it's ours?"
Lucy:( punches Natsu) " what da hell your talking about?!theres no way I would be able to get pregnant and give birth at the same day idiot!"
Natsu: " oh...so it's not ours?....uwahhh!!!!!(cries out loud)"
Baby: " (after seeing Natsu cry , she cries) uwahhhh!uwahhhh!"
Lucy:" Natsu you idiot!!!!"
Natsu:" ah...gomene....."
Lucy: " you've made her cry!"
Natsu :" why don't you summon one of your spirits to take care of it...."
Plue: " plue!...plue?!....plueeee"
Lucy:" plue? do you know how to stop her from crying?...."
Plue:" plue...! ( nods)"(shows a funny face)
Baby:(starts laughing)" mommy!"(falls asleep)
Lucy:" kawaii....when she's sleeping it's so cute...."
Natsu:" yeah your right...."
Goes into guild......
Lissanna faints upon seeing the baby .....
Natsu:" Lissanna !are you alright?...."
Mira:" Lissanna what's wrong.....ahhhh!!!!!!"
Elfman :" what's wrong Mira nee san....whaaaaa....natsu your finally a man...."
Natsu:" huh?...."
Ezra: "congrats Lucy ....why didn't you tell me of such a surprise....."
Lucy:" eh? what are you talking about ...."
Ezra:" that child...you and Natsu did it?...."
Lucy :(blushes) " it's not like that!!!!"
Gray:" eh?? so you found a baby at your doorstep and you picked it up without caring.....?"
Lucy:" yea....sort of...."
Master observes the baby and says
" throw this baby out now!!!!!!......"
Lucy:" eh? why?"
Natsu:" what're you talking about master!"
Ezra:" what's wrong master ?!"
Baby:(chuckles)" Lucy heartifilla....I've found you!....hahahaha!!!!....."
Lucy:" ha...hyaa! iyaaa!!! What's with this....."
Master:" it's a teleported doll.....meaning if the person who is controlling this doll has found the person he or she is looking for, he can choose to teleport to the person's exact location!"
Lucy:" whaa....damn I was too late!"
Master:" run Lucy ! run!!!!!"