Parent - You will be home alone tonight
Normal kid - Yes!!! invites friends over and has a good time
Me - Sitting on couch watching a movie, hear something, don't know what it is, grab the nearest object that could be used as a weapon, tip toe over to the door, be all spy like, don't see anything, hear it again, grab a base ball bat and run to your room, locking the door behind you.
Vote if that is you :)
