Polar Opposites [TomTord Fanfic]

Asshats and Jerkfaces

°•°~|Tom's P.O.V.|~°•°

I passed out.....huh. Maybe Edd was right telling me not to drink too much...Pfft nah. Whatever.

In my passed out state, I felt something warm in my arms. I don't know how I felt it, but I know I did. It felt like a person....

Tord? Nah....

But he was the only other one in the house......eh....

Before I could even think about what I was doing, I smiled a little....then I made my face straight. He may be warm and cuddly, but he is still only a guest.

I'm not even gay......I don't think....

I don't even know anymore.

Well, because he was so warm and cuddly, I held him in my arms. Tightly. He reminded me of a huge teddy bear. So fluffy and warm and amazing....

Soon enough, I fell asleep with the commie in my arms.

---/Time skip to when Tom wakes up---/

Ugh.....I don't want to wake up....I'm not ready to yet....

I tried to cuddle Tord more, because he was so warm, but I only got air.

He was gone.

I slowly opened my eyes and looked around. There was a note on the coffee table in front of my. I reached for it, but got air again.

I really need to wake up....like, ALL the way.

I slowly sat up, rubbed my eyes and reached for the note again. This time I got it, so I brought it closer to my face so that I could read it.

Dear Tom,
I went out to the store to buy some more food. You ran out quickly. I'll be back around 6:30.
XOXO -Tord

I looked at the clock on my wall. It was 6:25 PM now. Tord should be back soon.

I sighed and looked around my apartment. It was a mess. There were empty Smirnoff bottles everywhere. And when I say everywhere, I MEAN E V E R Y W H E R E.

I got up and got an empty trash bag from under the sink. I walked around around my apartment, picking up the empty glass bottles that were scattered all over the place.

I was in the middle of picking up the last two bottles from my room when I heard the front door open.

"Hey asshat." I answered.

"Hello to you too, jerkface." Tord answered back.

I put the last two empty bottles in the trash bag the walked back out to the living room, leaving the bag full of glass bottles in my room.

As I walked in, I could see Tord looking around the room.

"Damn, well look who finally cleaned up after himself! I'm so proud!" Tord remarked.

"Just remember that I can kick you out anytime I want, commie." I remarked back with a smirk. "So don't push your luck of staying here with smartass remarks like that." I crossed my arms.

Tord just shrugged and walked to the kitchen with a bag of food and started unloading everything, putting things in the fridge and cabinets.

I sat down on the couch and then Tord spoke up.

"By the way, I'll be leaving soon."

"Why?"

"Because I'm going on a date."

(A/N:
Ooooooooohhhh shit! What do you think is gonna happen next? Sorry that this was really just a filler chapter ;-; but the next chapter will be more interesting. I promise. Also, do you guys want me to make longer chapters? Like, I won't be able to update a lot, cause damn school has started back up. Weekends will be the major update days. But, let's backtrack for a sec. Do you guys want longer chapters? Let me know in the comments!)