Tracey Beaker invaded my dreams that night. She was in a mental asylum, her and the Loch Ness Monster was best friends. I never knew that the Loch Ness Monster has 21 holes. Tracey went in all of the holes and came out with a purple spotted mini egg. They shared it with Beyoncé, she was so happy that she had a mini egg. They slept in one of the holes.
Catherine woke me up by putting her nipples in my mouth. I made her a vampire too. She came out of the bathroom after inspecting her bite. We made chips from the grease in her hair. I really savoured the taste of the grease. My hamster looked around the room as Catherine decided to piss on my bed. I didn't bother to wash them in peach juice. I laid in the piss that night.
Catherine left after a while. Then the tingles I have in my chin every night occurred again. I rubbed my chin until the tingles went. I finished the marmalade off, ate a pickle and counted sheep until my eyes closed. My hairy knees comforted me as I did this.
