I woke up with marmalade stuck in my hair.
And pickle stained in my teeth.
My awakening thought was jack.
How was he so perfect?
Skin tasting like sweet chocolate.
Blood smelling like cherries.
And nipples soft as snow.
It was clear I was in love with him
I imagine his sweet lips caressing my body his hand in my mouth playing with my pickle flavoured tonsils.
"Get the fuck up issabella!"
The voice broke me from my thoughts
"What for fuck sake mum I'm awake and u would know that if u came and checked instead of standing at the bottom of the stairs shouting like a mad woman!"I screamed in frustration
"You have school you slut" she replied in anger.
At this comment I stayed silent and egnored it but instead swung my legs of the bed and onto the floor where I stood on a lego piece.
The pain was unreal.
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Waking up in hospital I was confused.
This leg had possessed me and made me take myself to hospital.
I looked up to see jack staring at me in admiration.
"What the fuck are you staring at?" I questioned with terror on my face
"Your nipples"he replied in a sweet tone
At this he grabbed my shoulders and pulled himself onto me where we lay on a hospital bed.
We made love.
Just me and jack however Tracey beaker played a part.
This went on for a full 30 minutes. To which neither of us enjoyed.
But Catherine tate did.
Who had apparently me sitting on a chair with a clear view rubbing a pickle against her.... erm.. yh.. u get what I mean.
We made eye contact and at this she ran towards me putting her nipples in my face and letting out little moans.
With the pickle still in place.
When it was over I heard I gasp and a gag from behind me.
I look up to see my dad (pharell Williams) my mother (Taylor Swift) that's right u guys imagined me to be white! Haha how things change!
my doctor was also present but he seemed to be enjoying it.
I made him vampire too
