64 Damn Prompts

Opposite

"And now: the ultimate Dan test." Phil wiped the hair from the wig from his eyes and picked up the block of cheese that lay next to him on the bed. "I'm going to see if I can eat cheese now that I am Dan."

They had spent the last half an hour or so playing dress-up. Phil was wearing a brown wig that vaguely resembled Dan's hair, some black clothing and a clip-on ear stud. Dan was sporting a pastel coloured shirt, had straightened his hair - for the first time in months, he had been surprised to find out his muscle memory still knew just how to do it - and sprayed it black with a questionable can of hairdye from Ebay.

Dan watched eagerly as Phil put the piece of cheese in his mouth. He entirely expected the reaction it elicited. Phil scrunched up his face and shook his head, "No!" He squeaked.

"Failed the Dan test." Dan stated to the camera.

"There we go. I can't be a good Dan." Phil added. He comically tossed the cheese away from himself, not caring much about where it landed on his carpet. He waited a second to make sure he would have enough time to put in a jump-cut while editing and then turned to Dan. "You know, there is one way in which I can live up to you."

"How?"

"I'm just as good a kisser." He didn't wait for a reaction put grabbed Dan by his soft blue T shirt and pulled him close.