💌 Bangtan Texts (21)

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BANGTAN X YOU
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doing a pick-up line on you
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Namjoon

Namjoon:
Babe, is your daddy a baker?

You:
Why hun?

Namjoon:
Cause u got some nice buns, can I have some?

You:
ʅ◞‿◟)ʃ

Seokjin

Seokjin:
Is your butt dialing?

You:
Wtf why?

Seokjin:
Because I swear that ass is calling me (^ω^)

You:
(())

Yoongi

You:
I like sleeping

Yoongi:
You like sleeping? Hey! Me too. We should do it together ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You:
^o^

Hoseok

Hoseok:
Do you have a mirror in your pants?

You:
Wtf would I do that?

Hoseok:
Because i can see myself in them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You:
I-

Jimin

Jimin:
I've never been in Japan

You:
You're kidding me >_<

Jimin:
but I'd sure love to be in Japanties ^o^

You:
yaHHH

Taehyung

Taehyung:
Babbyy

You:
Yes love?

Taehyung:
I'd like to use your thigh as my earphones >3 ;)

You:
Taehyung I swear to go-

Jungkook

Jungkook:
Y/N babby

You:
Ye kookie?

Jungkook:
I'll treat you like my homework >3

You:
Why kookie? 0-0

Jungkook:
I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long ;) >3

You:
Jeon freaking koo-

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