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idek why i said this shit omg

i gotta watch it lol but im balls deep in contouring rn

beating their meat is practically the same as beatjng cows

theres master and oppa and all those other tjings if u wanna get fucky

Bonus points if there are panties (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

i got tumblr out of curiosity stayed for the porn

i thought u meant attached dick

"im gonna shit myself from laugjing"

thats like an excuse if a dude has a crush on his friend "stop making me laugh😂😂😂😂or ill end up with my dick in ur ass bro 😂😂😂😂"

my vagina has a wet floor sign blocking the entrance SORRYYYYSHSJDJ

we can have a puthy squad : süsan, whitney, xPainWarriorx and butterfinger

death by pussy doesnt sound too bad if im being honest
eating pussy is great, dying while doing it is a luxury only some get to experience

"gary come home" GARY WHY WONT U COME HOME OH MY FUCKING GOD

things dont make me cry easily unless its squidbob porn

thats kinda cute 😂😂 like in a "i want to slather his feet in a mayonnaise and roast beef and eat it" way

tell me more about the handjobs 😂😂😂

Damn okay ill never use that but im saving it into my brain where i should have bible verses

Sorry but everything i see is either filtered in "i dont care" or "THAT SHOULD BE A SMUT OH MY FUCKINGN GOD"

I have a ghost dick basically

Oh yeah i dont either but i mean if its bangtan sorry but idc what they do to me as long as its consensual obviously

is that something that woul disappoint a future boyfriend tho like "aw man one side of her vagina is stretchier )))):"

who doesnt pull yheir vagina thats Just Girly Things

that hymen shit aint happening