Gravity Falls One-Shots

Vision Problems

AN: Requested by da_lemongrab_gurl! Hope you like it!

Somehow, something had happened. Not even him, The Great Bill Cipher, could explain why the world had become slightly blurry. It was quite irritating, to say the least. But who could possibly know what was going on? Pine Tree seems to think he knows everything, Thought Bill. Maybe I'll ask him. Pine Tree was sitting in the living room of that stupid shack. Bill floated over next to his enemy turned whatever they were now. For some reason, Bill and the Pines had reached some sort of truce. Bill wasn't quite sure if they were allies now, or frenemies, or something else. Either way, Pine Tree didn't seem surprised when the triangle appeared next to the chair he was sitting on. "Hi Bill." He said, briefly looking up from the TV. Bill looked at what was on the TV feet away. It was....blurry. Dammit, what was wrong with him?

"..Hey, Pine Tree?"

"Stop calling me that." Was the response.

"I'll call you whatever I want, Pine Tree." Bill snapped. "Now I have a question."

Pine Tree sighed. "What, Bill?"

"..Why is everything......blurry?"

"blurry?"

"yes! blurry! I can't see anything!" Pine Tree thought for a minute.

"..Bill, do you need glasses?"

"why would I need glasses?" Pine Tree stood up and walked to a hallway.

"stay here." he instructed, and walked all the way down the hall. Then he held up a hand. "How many fingers am I holding up?" He asked.

This should be easy. Bill squinted. Was that three? No, four. Or- "Its all just a blurry blob!" He cried out in frustration. Pine Tree nodded and walked back.

"It was two." He said. and then he burst into laughter. "Who knew demons could need glasses?"

Bill would scowl if he had a mouth. "Its not funny, Pine Tree!" Stupid Pine Tree only laughed harder.

"What's going on?" asked Shooting Star, hopping down the stairs.

"Bill...Bill needs glasses!" Pine Tree managed to get out. Shooting Star burst into laughter as well. Great. How would I even get glasses, anyway? I only have one eye! thought Bill as he floated out of the shack. Wait a minute...he was a demon! He could just make his own glasses. With a snap, he had just the thing.

The next day, Bill appeared in the shack. The Pines were in the living room. When the younger Pines took a look at him, they burst into laughter. Bill watched with what he was sure must have been an unamused expression. Fez snickered. "what happened to you?" Bill crossed his arms.

"the world was blurry. I fixed it." Sixer seemed to have absolutely nothing to say. For several minutes, there was silence, save for the younger twins practically rolling around on the floor.

Then, ever so quietly, Shooting Star spoke. "Hey Bill....EYE like your new LOOK!" That was followed by gales of laughter from both her and her twin. "did you SEE what I did there?!"

Bill wished he could frown. "its not funny..."

Pine Tree smirked. "Hey Bill! Are these jokes too CORNEA for you?" Bill just silently turned to leave.

"Wait Bill!" called Shooting Star. " I need to GLASS you a question-"

Bill never heard the question. He had already left. That was the absolute last time he ever asked Pine Tree anything. Ever. And he was SO done with puns.

AN: sorry not sorry for the awful/amazing puns! :)