DBZ LEMONS AND ONESHOTS

Ape Nappa x (you'll find out)Reader

Wow I think this might win weirdest chapter in a book award. 

Also note this will probably be like the abridged Nappa It'll make this so much better.

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I was walkin' down the street when out the corner of my eye I saw... two giant pods crash into the ground. Of course, I'm not like other girls.

Or other people in general. 

I'm kinda a weirdo.

I ran over to the side of the building that had the top blown off, ducking behind debris that fell. People began to to slowly walk up to the two metal-looking white orbs in the two linked craters in the middle of the road. Though, I knew something was in there. Something dangerous. I could feel it, or more like a sense in a way. 

I was always called weird when I was younger, I mean, I still do, but not always to my face. Ever since I was younger, I would always get made fun of for being able to 'sense' people. It's like they all had a different... aura, per say. Everyone had a different feel to them, like they all had different energies. Though, people who were related had similar energies. 

I grew up alone out in a little house in the woods. I was always an angry child though, so I trained a lot. I got strong,but I didn't know how strong. The people who would come by would always say things like "What a mean child!" or "So dangerous!" and the kids who would come play in the forest would say I look weird and call me names. I didn't really understand why they thought I was weird when I was younger. I always thought they were weird because they didn't have a tail. But, overtime I became older, I was now in my early 20's and worked as a (dream job [something metal]). They thought a tail was pretty cool, though they didn't want to scare away customers so I wrapped my tail under my belt rings on my jeans so it looked like a furry brown belt.

Though, back to the current situation, the two pods opened and a thick white smoke poured from the sides and rose up, as well as the two figures who emerged right after. One was tall beefy and bald and the other looked like one of those small dolls with the hair sticking straight up. Right! Troll dolls! Creepy little bastards. Well, even though he looked kinda short and had gravity-defying hair, he was still kinda cute. I'm not sure what to think of Mr. Beefy though. From first glance he kinda looks like that dumb ass bodybuilder type.They had a weird armor on, the short one with a blue skin-tight suit underneath with golden and white colored armor on top. Mr. Beefy had The same golden pieces, but instead of white it was black or a navy blue. Then, underneath he was, what I could only assume, wearing a black speedo. And lastly, they had brown furry belts.

As I was caught up in determining their personalities and looks, a small orb appeared in Mr. Beefy's hand. It looked like it was glowing, but it was hard to tell since it was day. The short one seemed to have said something, then he threw the orb a few blocks down the road- the ground shook and an explosion went off destroying the once standing buildings around the area. I was blown away from the blast, landing in the outskirts of the city pretty banged up. My shirt and jeans were ripped up, luckily the tank top under was till intact as well as my jeans mid-thigh up. Though, I was more glad when my tail was unharmed as well. A burning pain on my forehead pulled me from my thoughts, as well as the warm liquid dripping down the side of my face. I reached up only for it to burn badly. Looking down at my hand that now hand blood on it as well, I finally took into account I had been hurt pretty bad.