Bullied reader x Kyle
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"(Y/n) is a slut (y/n) is a slut!" Cartman sings as the whole class laughs.
"Alright class enough being dicks." Mr. Garrison says coming into the classroom and starts talking about the scrotum of goats. I sigh in relief and pick up my pencil and open my notebook to a clean page ignoring Cartman's giggles.
"Pssst." A paper flies at me. I ignore the paper and continue writing notes but paper after paper and pssst after pssst I finally pick one up and read it.
You smell like cottage cheese covered in ass juice
Are you serious? That's the best he can do? I put it in my pocket until I hear a throat clear. I look up at Mr. Garrison and gulp as he signals to give me the note.
"It's nothing Mr. Garrison." I say hiding the note.
"If it's nothing then what is it your hiding huh! Read it out loud right now." He says.
"U-um..." I take the paper out and unfold it," you smell like cottage cheese covered in ass juice." The whole class starts laughing as Mr. Garrison's face goes from normal to red.
"Office, now!" He yells pointing to the door.
"Yes sir." I walk out of the classroom with my head down.
"Hey (y/n) wait up!" I hear Kyle say.
"What do you want?" I growl.
"I want to apologize-"
"Don't you think it's a little too late for that now?" I interrupt, who does he think he is? All he does is stand beside that fat jerk doing absolutely nothing to stop him and he just now apologizes? As if I would even accept his apology!
"Listen I understand where you're coming from,"Kyle starts," he does the same thing to me."
"Then why not stop him?" I said getting louder and louder with each word stepping closer to him.
"I don't know."
"Of course you don't know." I roll my eyes.
"I could help, but under one condition." He says.
"Condition? Are you serious?" I huff. That is so rude what happened to sticking up to the bully out of the kindness of your heart instead of a condition.
"If you go on a date with me."
Hold up... where-what? What did he just say? Jesus fucking Christ!
"Why you little-" I growl," fine."
"What?" He questions.
"Deal, but dont you dare go back on your word." I say and quickly turn around towards the principle's. I hear his footsteps getting closer and closer until he is caught up beside me.
"Why are you following me?" I growl.
"I'm not, I'mgoing to the principles office too."
"What did you do?"
"I called Mr.Hat a tiny penised pedophile." He answers. I stare at him and let a little chuckle past my lips but quickly cover my mouth.
"What was that?" He asked
"Nothing, a hiccup." I lie.
"I swore you laughed."
"Did not!"
"Did so!"
I blush and look away from him crossing my arms.
"Totally did not." I mumble.
"You definitely di-"
"(Y/n) (y/l)." The principal interrupts. I gulp and walk into his office as he closes the door behind me.
"So why are you sent here today hm?" Principal PC questions.
"It was from a note I read." I answer.
"What did the note say?" He says. I take the note from out of my pocket and hand it too him.
"Who was the note from?"
"Eric Cartman." I slowly answer. PC takes a breath and picks up the phone.
"Hello Mr.Garrison send down Eric Cartman, bye."
Oh shit oh shit oh shirt fuck fuck fuck duck FUCK!!!
"Hello? You called for me sir?" Eric innocently says.
"Hello there boy, so you wrote this note huh?" PC says holding up the note.
"Uh no.." he says," that's not my handwriting."
"Mhm, write down on this paper 'I'm a little piggy' and I will determine if it's your handwriting or not."
"Oi!" Cartman frowns," nah, now I'm not gonna rewrite that on that lousy piece of paper."
"Oh ok so you are the one the wrote the note." PC says.
"Nu uh no way man!" Cartman defends
"Then write on the piece of paper then, Piggy."
"I'm not a piggy!!! I'm big boned!" Cartman yells. PC was gonna speak again but was interrupted by a soft knock on the door and Kyle's head pops in.
"Uh hello sir." Kyle nervously speaks.
"What do you want?" PC says.
"I couldn't help but overhear the situation and as a witness I watched Cartman throw the note at (y/n)."
"Aha I told I didn't- WAIT WHAT?!" Cartman baffled.
"Ah so little piggy DID write the note, that's a week of detention for you young man. Bullying is a serious crime!" PC lectures.
"This is complete bullshit!" Cartment yells,"you fucking jew!"
"Shut your mouth kid!" PC snaps," swearing is a sign of disrespect and you're going to disrespect ME?!"
Kyle tugs on my shirt grabbing my attention and nods his head towards the door. Carefully getting out of the seat Kyle and I quietly walk out of the office as the two continue to yell at each other.
"Wow that was tense." I sigh in relief.
"Told you I would help, so how about that date?" He smirks.
"Well...," I pause," what time?"
"How about right now?" He asks
"But we're still in school."
"So? One skip won't hurt."
"Ok but if we get caught I'm blaming you."
"Yes!!!" He cheers," follow me."
We sneak out of the school doors and head towards the woods. Weaving through the tree's and fallen logs we arrive at a cliff and let me tell you what! The sight was so magnificent that it could make the dead people rise to see how beautiful it is.
"Oh wow..!" I gape.
"I know right, I found this place some time ago." Kyle smiles. We sit down on an old log watching the beautiful scenery. What only felt like minutes the sun starts setting and my weary eyes slowly close. Setting my head on Kyle's shoulder I finally let sleep take over, but not before feeling a kiss rest upon my head~
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A nice romantic story huh? Thank you for reading!
