Cartman X Reader
A little bit of smut c;
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"Come on Cartman you can do it!" I encouraged.
"I'm t-trying!" He says lifting up the 5 pound weight.
"Good good!" I smile taking the weights from him.
"Thank you (y/n)." He wheezes.
"We got one more exercise to do before we go." I say walking over to a machine that looks like you're at the gynecologist.
"What's this machine do? Give birth?"he laughs.
"No it focuses on your inner thighs dummy." I say rolling my eyes.
Cartman goes over and sits down on the machine. I tamper with the knob and shake my head for him to go.
"RAAAHHH!" Cartman groans.
"9 more let's go!" I say clapping my hands.
"T-This is too much!" Cartman complains.
"Well maybe text time don't eat my banana bread." I glare.
"It was good though." He smirks.
"Another 10 more for that comment." I bark.
"Y/nnnn why can't we just go home and cuddllleeee." Cartman drags out.
"No you need this."
"You calling me fat?" He growls
"No I'm calling you inactive." I said rolling my eyes walking over to the treadmill.I hear the weights smashing down but before I could turn around I felt myself being tossed onto someone's shoulders.
"Cartman put me down!" I yell smacking my hands on his back.
"No! We are gonna go home, get KFC, and CUDDLE!" He says walking down the road. KFC wasn't far from his house so when we got there he put my down and ordered the buckets and gravy. Taking the bag, and putting me over his shoulder once again, he heads down to his house.
"Hi honey," His mom greets with a mixing bowl in her hand," I'm making some brownies want me to give them to you later?"
"Yes please, (y/n) and I are going up to my room don't bother us." He says walking up the stairs and closing his door locking it. Slamming me down on the bed he starts to remove his shirt but leaves his pants on.
"I'm sweaty I'll be right back." He winks. I roll my eyes and grab a piece of chicken from the bucket. Eating the chicken and scrolling through Facebook I wait for Cartman to get out of the shower but I got so caught up in animal videos I didn't even notice he was out already.
"(Y/nnnn)~" he dragons on.
"Whaaaaat- OH MY GOD!!!" I scream Im flipped over feeling my shirt being lifted up and a big tub of gravy was poured onto me.
"CARTMAN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" I yell blushing. Cartman smirks and climbs up my body stopping at the brim of my pants where the gravy started. I feel his tongue glide on my tummy making me giggle.
"S-stop! This is weird!" I laugh. Cartman chuckles and continues to lick up the gravy off of my body.
"Ready?" He smirks grabbing the top of my pants and I pale.
"Cartman NO-!" But it was too late.
"What the fuck is this?" Cartman says picking it up.
"My fucking TAMPON you fuck nut!"
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DYINGGG XDDDDD
question: how many of you laughed at this part? I sure as hell did writing it xD
