♡18♡: Bit¢h Please!

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Marzia POV

NIGHT

Mark, Jack, and Felix are crashing in a hotel room

But Jack took the offer. Yes!

I giggle as I pulled my phone out and called Dan

"Dan. Marzia."

"I know, what do you want bitch?"

"Geez! Someone panties are in a bunch! I can't say hello?"

"Looked, Phil is getting on my lasts nerves. At this point I'm dating a gold digger."

"Hey! I have great news! I found you a fuck buddy. He going to be at my house tomorrow night."

"Thanks, dick or pussy?"

"Dick."

"Okay, good. Cum?"

"Ireland."

"That's new. Okay. I own you one."

"2 boxes of cigarettes and a jumbo pack of condoms."

"Deal."

I hang up as I drop my phone

"Easy money."

All the sudden, my front door swings open showing Amy

"Blondie, what the fuck are you doing here?"

"Bitch, I be here when I want to be here. That fuckboy you set up with me almost got me pregnant!"

"Bitch, calm down. It's midnight. Be glad that your man was using condoms. I'm surprised those dollars store ones fix your man tiny ass balls."

"Well at least I'm loyal."

"You loyal!? Bitch, every week I have to find you a new man, you buy those dollar store condoms, wear granny panties, and fuck in public."

"Well, at least I can get a man!"

"Bitch please! Without me, you will be fucking the school junior! Getting payed less than those McDonald's employees! And hanging out on the streets begging for people to fuck your flat ass."

"Marzia! That's it! I will find a man! And prove to you I can!"

"Okay, lets bet, as proof that you did fuck a man without my help, I want his wet cum boxers."

"Okay! If I win the bet! You have to fuck Felix!"

"Bitch, been there, done that. But okay."

Me and Amy shook hands

"Deal."

"Deal little bitch."

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Mark & Jack POV

"You cheated on me!?"

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