I got hit in the face by a cheerleader
I high fived her boyfriend
And she got pissy
Like
I didn't fucking suck his dick lady chill your tits
We're two bros chilling five thousand miles apart in a hot tub cause he's not gay
She almost broke my camera SMFH
But I got an amazing picture of him jumping and catching the football and the teacher is putting it on the big part one of the football pages
And then I got a picture of the cheerleaders (except itty bitty titty committee bitch) and I love it so
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