Premium
So how was your date
Art
It was nice
He bought me a really nice salad
Kong
He ain't shit smh
I would have bought you a steak
Art
Look baby dick not a soul asked you
And I ASKED for the salad
Kong
How. Would. You. Know. If. My. Dick. Is. Small.
Art
[Image attached]
Premium
YIKES
I'm screen shotting
Kong
I thought we agreed to burn that picture
Art
Got ya arrogant ass now
“i got a schlong” headass
Premium
IM WEAKKK
Kong
Man fuck y'all
Anyways, what's his name
Art
Dew
It's cute isn't it
Kong
HA
raindrop headass
Mountain Dew headass
Premium
Fam you really need to chill like you extra
Art
Anyways
Premium
Finish tell me
Art
He got me flowers
They were lillies
Kong
Aren't you allergic to lillies
Art
It's the thought that counts baby dick
Premium
That's so sweet
Art
He wants to take me out again next week
I'm excited
Premium
Speaking of food we have to go grocery shopping
Art
Nah ain't no we its just a you and kongpope
Kong
I guess you ain't eating son
Art
So yall about starve me again
Premium
If you don't come you ain't eating
Art
I'm tired of the foolery
Fuckkkkkk
I don't want to go
Kong
I'll get you that nasty ass sandwich from the gas station
Art
Say no more
I'm ready
YOU ARE READING
THREE'S A CROWD | Sotus
Humor[previously known as 'toilet paper'] ❝we don't do much, just out here doing gang shit.❞ Prem, Arthit, and Kongpope are roomates. texting au
