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Time to get spooky y'all

Kong

Boy
If you don't go yo long neck blender shape big backed ass to sleep
It's 3 am

Art

YO HE ON YO SHIT

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Go back to sleep twigy that announcement wasn't for your rude unappreciative ass

Kong

Well I'm up now so
And who you calling twiggy????
You just as skinny as me tf

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No I'm not don't try to play me

Kong

I have muscle!
I hit the gym every Saturday

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You know you only go there to watch people work out

Kong

Lmao you right

Wadofgum

Why are you dusty baboons blowing up my phone like I ain't got shit to do in the morning

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Sorry babe but I'm still at work and I'm bored asl

Art

Don't you gotta go around and regulate some stuff???

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They're all asleep and will be up in a hour
So wasss good

Kong

Alot of things can happen in a hour ;)

Wadofgum

Yes
Sleep

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Go to sleep damn

Kong

Me too tf

Art

Don't worry I'm still here bby

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:))))
I'm jp it's Christmas time!!!

Kong

Did someone mention Christmas
With Daddy santa????

Wadofgum

NO

Art

Who man's is this??? Somebody come get they son

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Did you just call Santa daddy

Kong

Sure did
With that round belly
And that long beard
Mmmmm

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ALRIGHT THATS ALL FOLKS LETS GET SOME REST

Kong

That's what I thought leave me tf alone

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I'm writing another book y'all :)


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