WHY WAS I BORN SO SOCIALLY AKWARD.....-stares through window at 3:30 at a couple kissing with a face like IEIEUJDENFOIF-
STOP IT, get some help...
Couple: wtf you doin'?
Me: just....... Trying to make friends? BE MY HITLER-
couple: -agrees to kill themselves and does a reverse hunger games-Me: -replays every time I try to make friends- ...... Why do they all do that....?