Lucy x Levy

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Me: SHIP! SHIP! FALL IN LOVE!

Mai: It's Hug! Hug! Fall of a *censored* brigde

Jae: Didn't Levy *censored* Gajeel already?

Nathan: Its the other way around

Gajeel: *spits out metal* *metal lands on Natsu* Who said I *censored* Levy?

Wendy: *covers her own ears* I'm too young for this!

Me: I'm younger by a year by you and I curse!

Nathan: Why he hell are you so proud of that?

Natsu: WATCH WHERE YOUR SPITTING METAL FACE!

Gajeel: WATCH WHERE YOUR YELLING SALAMANDER!!!

Me: SHUT THE *censored* UP, OKAY! IF YOU WANNA FIGHT GO OUTSIDE SO I COULD CHOP BOTH OF YOUR HEADS!

Natsu & Gajeel: Aye!

Lucy:  Who the hell ships this?

Mai: MEHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Me: Yaoi fo lyfe

Erza: Maybe as friends...?

Nathan: Maybe, maybe...

Jae: ...or not!

Mai: I don't ship as friends...

Levy: Wtf?

Lucy: *vomits*

Me: HUMAYGASH! LUCY'S PREGNANT!

Mai: With Natsu. Yeah bery gud

Jae: DOES VOMITING ALREADY CONSIDERS BEING PREGNANT?! WHAT THE *censored*?!

Natsu: I heard my name...

Me: Duhhh, you have ears!

All: . . .

Mai: I'll take her as hostage. Let's go

Nathan: I'll kill her

Jae: I'll rip her pictures of her husbandoos

Me: NOOOOOO NOT LE-- *censored* YOU!

Levy: Welll, I don't ship this

Mai: 'Coz ya ship yourself with Gajeel?

Levy: Uhmmm....

Lucy: Nope

Natsu: Why am I here?

All: . . .

Me: Let's just take him as hostage

Nathan, Jae & Mai: Yesh, yesh

Gajeel: I don't ship

Erza: No

Wendy: I don't ship as well!

Nathan: Yea, as friends

Jae: Yea, friends too

Mai: Yush, as yuri

Me: Yeah, yeah, as a yuri ship!

Lucy: Uhmmm okay bye guys! See you all next chapter!

Me: WE FORGOT TO TAKE NATSU AS HOSTAGE! WAIT! DON'T LEAVE US YE---

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