FOB Imagines (Based On Songs I Like) //

You Might Be Crazy // Patrick Pt. 2

I haven't written in a while sorry

*i found the official version of the song lol

At Lunch

"Hi, Patrick!" (Y/N) shouted from across the room. She ran fast to our table. 

"H-hi, (Y/N)."

Joe smiled at (Y/N). I tried to eat my lunch without making eye contact with her. I don't know it's just awkward. She kept trying to make eye contact with me, weird. I mean she's weird already but I heard girls do this, which is weirder.

Joe tried to break the awkward silence (LET HIM GO GO GO ON RECORD). "Sooo, (Y/N), why'd you invite us for lunch?"

"Huh? Uh nothing, I just didn't want to be lonely." she answered. She began to lean in closer. 'And besides,' she whispered. 'I heard the popular people are planning something to get rid of us.'

Okay, I love her and all but she is definitely higher than Joe. 

Joe was leaned in. 'I agree. I heard they're going to join every club and make us loners feel more left out.'

I gave them a confused look. "Uh, (Y/N) are you on Joe's fries?"

They exchanged concerned glances although I should be concerned about their sanity, really. 

'Patrick! You need to lower your voice! They'll hear us.'

'Right.' I whispered, rolling my eyes.

Joe looked at me. 'GUYS THEY'RE LOOKING AT US. ACT. NATURAL.'

I rolled my eyes again. 

Joe and (Y/N) quickly ate their food and looked up to a senior that was staring. "They're staring at you,"

'Sssssshhhhh.'

'We don't look natural enough, Pat!'

"No! It's because you two look like you're clearly on drugs."

They looked at each other. 'SSSSSSHHHHHH!' They semi-whispered in unison.

Joe chuckled. "Yea, I think it was those fries, man."

'Joe!' (Y/N) whispered, slapping Joe's arm. 'You're revealing our SECRET!'

I raised an eyebrow. "(Y/N), are you okay?"

She leaned in then looked me in the eye. "Do I look fine to you, Stump?"

I blushed. "F-fine?"

She was still very close to me. She leaned in closer then kissed me. 

MY CRUSH FUCKING KISSED ME.

I blushed even harder. "Uh..."

"I ATE THE FRIES!" she shouted at my face. She quickly ran away from us, out of the cafeteria. Well, that was weird.

I turned to Joe giving me two thumbs up with a huge grin plastered on his face.

That was the weirdest first date ever. And that was my very first.