Critter With A twitter *season one*

S1•E1: Pilot

" this house is huge" Abby said as she walked into the beautiful black and white house that Banks and Mary lived in. It was very old, and held lots of value to the Rivers name. She set her purse; which Mary bought, on the blue and white sofa. " I just have to say again, thank you so much Mr. Mrs. Rivers for adopting us. " Abby said. " it's no problem. You three are very talented, young and reasonab-"

" no! I asked you to help me but you just have to use that doohickey device Mr. dad gave you!" Gabe said as he rushed into the house angrily. He was carrying most of the luggage. " well are you that old..is called a..A..."

"Phone, Max" Banks said as he rubbed his plans together. " the house looks amazing" Max said.
" I get the biggest room!" Gabe said as he ran upstairs.  " no! come back young man and pack these bags" Mary said,  pointing to the bags he left on the ground. " yeah"
"That's really important" Max said.
" yup" Abby replied. 
" but I'm just a kid" Gabe said sulkily walking down the stairs.
"Which is why you have the strongest..what do they call them?.."
"They're called muscles, Max" Mary said, smiling. " well why can't Abby help?"

Abby smiled.  " because I'm a girl" she said.
" she is" Mary replied.
" now go get settled in, and lunch will be ready in twenty minutes" Banks said. " how do you know, you old knot? I cook!" She turned to the kids. " be back here in twenty minutes"

The kids smiled and walked up the stairs, Gabe carrying all the luggage.  " those kids are marvellous, aren't they?" Mary smiled.
" yeah.." Banks tool an apple from the countering the living room and leaves. " our retirement is officially over" he opens the door to the kitchen. "Hmph" Mary walks into the kitchen after him.

" I called dibs on the biggest room before you!" Gabe yelled. " well I'm older!" Max yelled. " well I'm smarter!" Gabe yelled.
" I am not dumb" Max said. "You aren't dumb, you just lost spelling bee" Gabe said. " that's not so bad"  Max replied. " you had to spell the word WORD" Gabe said. " Fair point" Max said. " but I'm still getting the room" Max said. Gabe brought out a key. " Max shiny Object"  said, waving the keys on his face. " go take it boy" he said and threw the key on the steps followed them. Gabe smirked. " aah it's so easy" he opened the door to his room and went in.

Abby opened the soir to her closet. " I've gotten in. Wow. My room is amazing" she smiled so hard. She set her box on her bed and started unpacking. " the bare essentials. Ever sine Mary tought me you can look pretty without wearing rags is amazing" due brought out all her clothes when she heard a strange moving noise in the closet."is something in there?" She asked.
She walked closer to the closet snd the sound continued. At this time she was holding the stick she took from out the window. "Come out cone out you little rascal" she said, waiting to beat an animal or rat. " well that was mean" she heard a voice say. " who just said something?" Abby asked.  She hears the moving again, and this time her closet door flung open and a racoon jumped on her chest. " AAAAH!!!!!" she yelled, flinging the stick onto the bed and pushing the racoon of her chest. "You but through my favourite beanie!" She yelled. " you animal!" She said, but realised she couldn't see the racoon again. " where are you, you little Critter?" She said, holding the stick once again. She heard a A pair of claws against the floor beside her door. She realised that the racoon had left the room. " MAX! GABE! MOM! DAD! There's a racoon in the house!" She ran out the door to the downstairs. 

Gave opened his room door. " there's a what in the house?" He and max followed her downstairs.

Mary and Banks gad just set the dinner table. Abby ran through the kitchen door. "Mom! Dad! There's a racoon-"

"on my face!!!" Max ran into the kitchen, the racoon trying to climb over his face. " oh my God how did that even get on your face?!" Mary was scared as she tyred to pry it of his face. " how can this happen?" Banks asked.

" I thought it was a pillow!" Max yelled. " he can be that stupid, can he, Banks?" Mary asked. "We raised Tim".
Mary looked into the distance. "That got darkish replied. " I told him it was a pillow" Gabe asked. " your such a mean brother" Abby said, rolling her eyes. " we've pryed it off his face" Mary said, dripping the racoon on the floor. " Now Tim, say sorry to Max" Mary said. " sorry Max" the racoon replied.
Max panicked. " the racoon is a witch!" She said. " hold me!" She held on to Gabe. " please, Abby, this is way to cliché" he said, unwrapping her arms. " okay kids, I and your father here need to explain a few things".

They had taken their seat. " okay, I'm starting. So Tim was actually a street racoon,  and your now elder sister Tammy did an experiment with him, combined his DNA with her brothers DNA in that time, which gave him human feelings and the rare ability to talk" Mary said.

" this makes sense" Max said. Banks smiled. " you didn't understand a word we said"
"No sir" Max replied.

" do the rest of you get it?" Mary asked.
The two nodded. The racoon came back into the room. " well, this is a bit awkward" he replied. " I guess you're like, a more infectious dog" Gabe replied. 
" I hope we can all live happily" Banks replied. 
" we can" the three replied.