▏taehyung is a college hating, meme addicted bachelor who somehow messages a wrong number at one am. jungkook is his unsuspecting victim who soon falls for the other's interesting personality and unfairly cute face. fortunately, all they need is a f...
spymin : I mEAN THAT TAE DOESNT KNOW THAT JUNGKOOK IS EVEN AT THE DANCE STUDIO HE HAS NO CLUE
my love<3 : oh fuck what do we do
yoonfikoon : WE DO NOTHING BECAUSE MY BABY BRO DOESNT NEED THAT KID
nononono i gotta plan im confident as confident as i am in my sexuality
my love<3 : so not very confident ??
what do u mean I mean we're dating right jin ??
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spymin : just take it off now girl take it off
yoonfikoon : i can help u slide those panties off
urhope : im a master baby with ur bra
my love <3 : just take it off
i came to have a good time and this is what i get
urhope : congratulations ya played urself
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none of u deserve friends really
spymin : yknow he's got a point but can u just do ur goddamn plan already
u don't have to be so mean to your HYUNG
yoonfikoon :
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stfu u dickless bitch
urhope : i assure u that insult was not accurate
i didn't need to know that
...messaging tae...
so uh tae what's up
tae : hi joon
so uh what's up
tae : omg since when have you been THIS awkward im close to tears
tae : anyway there's this really cute boy he keeps looking over at me and his face is all red i think he might have a fever i should go check
omg
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tae : so he came up to me and went hey and im like do i know someone this handsome?? because bitch, pickup lines and omfg he's so cute he just blushed and walked away lemme see if i can take a pic one sec
tae : oh here's the pic
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tae : omg
tae : wait
tae : IS THAT FUCKING JUNGKOOK
tae : i am going to fucking cry jungkook is a mean old man what happened how can someone so mean be so cute
took you long enough
tae : WAIT YOU KNEW THIS WHOLE TIME? fucking snake
i guess it's my time to leave now
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