chapter 9

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ft. special long term guests,
fellow 97' liners,
bambam and yugyeom!






[jungkook pov]

...messaging dabonthemhaters...


bambam
bamberoos


bamwhat :
wot u overgrown poptart


why did u change the group chat name
and all of our names
and why is my name justin seagull


bamwhat :
thought it look cool haha


yeah so uh

chugyug :
there's a boy
isn't there
also am i allowed to ask why my name is chugyug??

bamwhat:
it's bc of how u are when ur drunk
lmao
memories

moving on
yugyeom how'd u know it was a boy



chugyug :
women intuition my child


im older than u???



chugyug :

chugyug :that was funny kook

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chugyug :
that was funny kook


smh
anyway
let's get to the pROBLEM


bamwhat :
go on

soooo i met this guy a couple days ago over text
and it turns out all my friends know him
and i saw him in person today at dance practice

bamwhat :

bamwhat :whose the guy tho

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bamwhat :
whose the guy tho


wait that's him
KIM TAEHYUNG


chugyug :
KIM TAEHYUNG???

yes...why???
don't tell me
u know him don't u

bamwhat :
not really but we know who he is
and we know he's
out of ur league loool

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SUPPORT ME NOT DAMAGE ME

chugyug :
sorry i had to calm down for a sec
kIM TAEHYUNG??

chugyug :sorry i had to calm down for a seckIM TAEHYUNG??

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THIS KIM TAEHYUNG?

chugyug :

chugyug :THAT ONE ???

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chugyug :
THAT ONE ???


......yes lol
btw where'd u get those pics

chugyug :
nice
off his instagram
ur in for a ride bro
especially yoongi and baekhyun


what does byun baekhyun have to do with anything
anyway
i need advice
he is too pretty
but he's a psycho
king of blurry pictures
i died

bamwhat :
he did
i saw him slam to the ground
shoulda taken a vid
dammit

wait
how did you get in my apartment
w h e r e a r e y o u
come out
i won't hurt you

bamwhat :
keheheheh
alright fine

no promises tho


bamwhat :
SHIT JUNGKOOK PUT DOWN THE GODAMMN FORKS


bamwhat :
lyqsjqfhtq?: dz🏁

chugyug :
did i just witness a murder




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