A/N Sorry for the absence, expect more updates!!
-The typical she gets pregnant and he becomes this devoted father. Because none of us took a high school health class and boys are always loyal.
-The female protagonist gets sent to an all male boarding school. Message me when that happens, I mean really adults aren't that stupid, c'mon.
- Said female protagonist takes 5 min at tops to get ready when she showers, straightens her wet hair (split ends anyone?), puts makeup on and picks an outfit. Let's be real, most girls take a while, girls are just specific about the early morning decisions they have to make.
-Decent story, kind of dragged out then boom--- someone's in the hospital randomly.
-European guys in America.
Seriously who would voluntarily leave EUROPE FOR THE STATES?!
-The characters have no wallet restrictions because we are all Kardashians secretly!
-Either characters are black or white, where is the diversity? Your story shouldn't be an Oreo, but a macaroon!
-I have yet to read a lesbian story...
-Not all gay men like to shop or be besties with white chicks ._.
-I can't take an author seriously when she writes a boy band as bad ass bullies or gang members like can you go back to Africa cuz Kenya not?
-Female protagonist has long, glorious hair.
I'd like a female with a pixie cut, I mean look at Jennifer Lawrence, beautiful !
- Not all of us have an iPhone or Mac.
-Why must the guys have a drool worthy sixpack?! I like guys with a bit more softness cuz it's nicer to cuddle with. Am I the only one?
- El has been friends with Riley for a while but he's dating this "dumb, fake bitch" so she pretends to date his best friend to make him jealous. This is seriously unhealthy and manipulative. Be a woman and just tell him how you feel. It's not that hard to be direct. I mean if cable can be it so can you.
-El and Riley "get it on" in a gazillion pubic places..
*public indecency
*one of them must be famous so paparazzi is gonna call in sick that day
*children's eyes!!
*have some modesty
A/N will update in a few days, hope you enjoyed!
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