Chapter 8

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A/N this is going to be short- I don't have a lot of time. Comments and vote motivate me to update:)

-El cannot go anywhere without her GBF, her gay best friend! Omg because all girls have one of those to go shopping with. Didn't you hear?! You can pickup your own personal GBF on Starbucks.

Really thank you writers for reinforcing the stereotypes of male gays. So original.

-A lot of people use a troubled girl as a plot device (she has anorexia, she self harms, or drinks...) but she never goes to therapy, save for the few where El meets Riley in a mental hospital and he's her therapist or something.

When you're struggling this much, most people see a counselor or psychiatrist. It's definitely not something to go away on it's own. #berealistic

-El was Riley's hair or clothes stylist and it's chase and flirt before she finally gives in to go on one date. Bad a bing bad a boom. They're boyfriend and girlfriend.

Bc management thought it was a great idea to hire a young, single female to work with a young, single male. #anyyoungsinglesouthere?

-El and Riley rarely have pets? (Btw many celebrities have pets even though they travel and are busy, it's still pretty common)
Is there some secret hate group opposed to cats and dogs.
What did cute pets ever do to you?
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-I have yet to see a lesbian character incorporated into a story. Lez be diverse people, ok?;)

-Even though El may be a teenage girl, she has never worked at a fast food restaurant. I guess her first job can only be Starbucks so she can spill drinks on celebrities. ☕️

- El is indestructible. She never has accidents that cause physical injury. I'm 15 years old and can't tell you how many times I've broke a toe, sprained a finger or sprained an ankle throughout my life. El must be really graceful, and maybe not athletic cuz she is never hurt.

Introducing the #femaleAchilles (without the vulnerable ankle)
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-THEY NEVER USE COUPONS WHEN THEY GO SHOPPING!!! WHY?!?!?!? ITS A DISCOUNT!
SOMETIMES YOU GET FREE STUFF !
YOURE SAVING MONEY !!WHY NOT USE A FLIPPING COUPON?!?!?!

I'm very passionate about coupons, I think everyone should use them. I don't understand why you wouldn't be logical and smart with your money. Can someone please write a character who loves coupons?
I could die happy if you did. 😲

A/N hope this made you laugh:)))

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