Bert: I don't get it. Why do people ship this?
Me: I don't know anymore Bert I don't know
Bert: I guess it is kind of cute🤔
Me: yeah but. ARUKURI IS LIFE!!
Bert: meh
Me: EREN WHY YOU SUCH A PLAYBOY?!?!
Bert:ummm... okaaaayy..*slowly backs away*
Eren: huh? What is happening in here?
*sees bertholdt*, I'm gonna kill you you traitor!!
Me: BAD EREN, BAD, no killing berty until we're done here okay? OKAY!?
Eren: Hai! Author-chan!
Bert: so ship?
Me: sorry Historia(oops spoiler) but no ship.
Eren: * sees ship* I'm sorry queen Historia (oops bigger spoiler) but I like Annie better
Me: 4/10
Bert5/10
Eren1/10
Historia:9/10
Me: how the heck did you get here?
Identity crisis: I have my ways
Bert: okay NEXT
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BERTHOLDT REACTS TO SHIPS
أدب الهواةHi i know I'm dead to you all but I guess author-Chan is making me react to ships so yeah
