im so triggered i just wrote a whole chapter for u guys and wattpad decided to be a dick i think i accidentally pressed the back button and it dISAPPEARED
fml
lemme try and remember what i wrote tho
i just woke up nd i rlly need to piss but someones taking a shower
help
ok i pissed that felt nice i almost pissed myself whUps
OK ANYWAY
im here to apologize to all my readers whether ur excited about an update or not heReS aN uPdaTe
so i havent update in likeeeeee almost a week
cos im an asshole
(sorry bbies ❤️)
but no seriously like-
this fly wants to fite sTFU FLY
ok so since i havent updated in a week im gonna try and do something special for u guys
ok so what im gonna do is try and write three chapters for each book counting this book or not idk
but within the time span of today and tomorrow
i might write one chapter today and then 2 tomorrow
actually i dont think this one counts cos i just write anything in it nd thts too easy
bUt tht doesnt mean i wont update it often
dONT GET TOO HYPED THO
bcos today and tomorrow are supposed to be like busy days for me
dont ask why i challenged myself anyway
but still
some douche gave us a citation pretty much for having a messy front yard so the entire fam is gonna have to work on it during those days
so pretty much the rule is its kind of loud (which it aint they just assholes we havent been working on the front yard)
its either for being loud or messy
i think its both cos we doin tiles in my house lmao
BUT IM OFF TOPIC
ok so since we got a citation we have two choices
1) finish it by a specific date (which in this case is the 23rd and for ur info its the 19th in america so they extra assholes)
OR
2) we rent a dumpster by the city which is like a small ass one for 200+ (american) bucks for a month
which is shit
so we was like
ok m8 lets go we goin fer choice number juan
so the entire fam work on it
honk honk
ok well i think thts all
soRRY BAES
also idk when im gonna do the one chapter update cos im hella uncreative lmao but ill try for yall
if you have a book suggestion or a chapter suggestion pLs cOmMenT i want to do things for yall tht make u happy
no sex jokes intended
ok bye now
《TB》
HEARTEU TO MY TITTY BIsCUITS
wait thts me
HEARTEU TO MY APPLE JIGGLES
wait-
wot dos yall wanna b actually
do u wanna be my little titty biscuits
or jiggly apple jiggles
vote ples
"i have nothing to write about"
dont quote me on that aNYWAY COMMENT UR VOTE AND I'LL DECIDE BY A FEW DAYS FOR NOW ILL CALL U READERS LOL
Apple jiggles
Tiny Titty biscuits
Jiggles
Titties
Biscuits
ok bye for real this time
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