listen children
gather around
i have a story to tell
warning ur gonna sob
first lets have a moment
wait no thtll spoil the story we'll hav a moment at the end
so todAy my day started off with waking up and my phone having a CRAK ON THE SCREEN AGAIN GODDAMNIT HOW MANY TIMES IS THIS GONNA HAPPEN bUt tHis tIme it was across my front cam and now there a glare ;;
free filter-
ANYWAY rn im at my dad's office he might get pissed for not doing my hw but sshdhhshshshshshsh he doesnt hav to kno even tho we in the same room
bUT
so i went to school today
my first class was math
00f bad start already
wait wtf how come the zeros look like o's-
ANYWAY
so i sit next to this depressed bitch in my class
and like
i aint makin fun of her bcos shes depressed but like
shes not
and she thinks she is
and she got nasty ass hair- wait i do too- SHSHHSHSHS
SO ANYWAY
idk if yall know
but i have this ONE ink pen
it is
YES
and i love it
we met last year and i found her on the table of my language arts class and i didnt hav a name for her but now i do and its monica
MONICA
WAS
THE BEST
PEN
OK
DONT JUDGE ME U KNOW HOW U USE THOSE BOMB ASS PENS AND UR LIKE "I LOVE THIS PEN"
yeS THATS ME
so
this lil hoe
her name's destiny
if ur reading this which i doubt u r
fuck u destiny u hurt my monica
so this bitch thinks its ok to tAKE MONICA OUT OF MY PENCIL CASE WHICH IM NOW NAMING ZIPPYZIP bcos its those zipper ones with the mouth and eyes-
sO fiRsT she kiDNAPS MONICA
AND HARASSES ZIPPYZIP
BUT THTS NOT EVEN THE WORST PARt
theres this annoying ass boy who sits across from us btw shes my seat partner
and she GIVES HIM MY PEN AND I DID NOT KNO THIS I WAS GETTIN WATER TO CALM DOWN MY THIRSTY
so
she gives him the pen
and then i come bak and go
"wheres my pen"
this bitch think it funny
and then she starts laugHING
so ik its her
i start looking and its like 15 or 10 mins till class ends
AT THIS POINT IM BEGGING HER FOR IT
i go "pls gimme pen bak mami jk ur nasty"
and then she goes "i cant giv it back i dont hav it"
so i thought she hid it somewhere
sO IM LIKE
"then go get it"
bcos im sick of her shit
and then she goes
"i dont hav it so i cant get it" LIKE THT MAKES NO SENSE TF
AND THEN
ITS THE END OF CLASS
STILL BEGGING HER FOR IT NOW KNOWING SHE GAVE IT TO SOMEONE
IM ASKING HER WHO TOOK IT
AND THEN MY FRIEND GOES "seriously she needs it" cOS SHE KNOWS I USE IT FOR ALL
ALLLLLL
OF MY CLASSES
and so she goes "i gave it to someone"
and then i go "GO GET IT FROM HIM"
and she goes "ok" and dasi runs
then i tell my other friend and im like help me look for her bcos tht bitch didnt tell me who took it or bring it bak to me btw after my first class nutrition or recess for 15 mins whatever tf u call it
so we find her
HER ASS IS ON A CHAIR OUTSIDE OF HER NEXT CLASS SO SHE TOLD ME SHED GET THE PEN AND SHE DIDNT SO LIKE TF
so i go up to her with my friend chase ily chase pls giv me ur eyeballs
anyWaY
so i go to her and im like
"whod u giv it to"
and she goes "jacob" THERE ARE LIKE 5 JACOBS IN MY GRADE SO I ASK HER WHICH ONE AND SHE SAYS A RANDOM ASS LAST NAME AND IM LIKE WHO TF IS THT I DIDNT KNO WE HAD A JACOB IN OUR CLASS
AND THEN SHE SAYS ITS THE KID NEXT TO LOGAN
now this jacob
25/8
"bruh"
"bruh"
"bruh" bruh my ass u nasty lookin potato
so i go up to him with chase
and go "wheres my pen"
he goes
huh?
and im like bitch the one destiny gave u in math class
now children do not cry
he said these exact words
"o i took the spring for my pen and threw it away"
AND AT THT POINT I SAD GROAN AND CHASE HAS TO DRAG ME AWAY SO SHE GOES TO AT MY MATH CLASS THO TO CHECK AND THE CLASSROOM IS CLOSED OFC
AND THEN AT LUNCH
I TRY TO GO FOR MONICA
BUT SHE LITERALLY WAS 5 FT AWAY FROM HER ROOM BUT MY TEACHER WAS ALREDY GON
so
thats how
bb monica died
and now lets take a sweet moment of silence
the only good pen ive ever had
gone
R.I.P MoNiCa 2016 - 2017
you lived a beautiful life and was loved and then u were gone -sobs- BY A BITCH -SOBS-
but the part im mad at
WHO TOLD U TO TOUCH ZIPPYZIP TAKE MONICA AND GIV IT TO SOME RANDOM ASS DUDE
WHO GAVE U PERMISSION
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO GAVE U PERMISSION
so i told my mom
and then she goes
"take one of her pens break it nd throw it away"
and im like
yes mother i love you
but ye thts the end of monica and the harassment story of zippyzip ;;
gudbye my titty crumbs -sObs-
《TB》
ive been on my phone for like 15 mins not looking up or writing on my paper or anything how tf does my dad not notice-
also 969 words
damn
