Chapter Six

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Jessie: *reappears after 2 minutes* Hey everyone, I'm back so- WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?!?!

*complete chaos is happening: scorch marks everywhere, guns going off every second, screams of terror are heard. There are about 50 giraffes, 12 tigers, 35 iguanas, and a Crowley on a chandelier that wast there before. Everyone is either unconscious, crying, screaming, shooting, or bursting into flames*

Jessie: *gets out a mega-bull horn and screams into it* YYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone awake: *stops and screams back* BIG SUMMER BLOWOUT!!!!!!

Jessie: WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!?!?!

Leo, Percy, Jace, Four, Dean and Ten: YOU!!!!!!! *have to be held back by everyone else*

Jessie: *raises hands* What did I do?? *remembers* OOHHH!!!!! That was a joke, you know that, right?? You aren't actually pregnant.

Leo, Percy, Jace, Four, Dean and Ten: *-_-*....... WWWWWHHHHHAAAAATTTTT?!?!?!?!?!?!

Jessie: My friend dared me to do it!!!!

Jace: Well tell her she can-

Jessie: No one cares Jace NOW TIME FOR ACTION!!!!!

*Will, Tessa, Jem, Gabriel, Cecily, and Gideon appear*

Tessa: Where are we?

Will and Jem: No clue.

Magnus: FRIENDS!!!!! *hugs them all*

Jessie: We're here to play truth or dare with your descendants.

Will: Wait, what?!

Jessie: William, meet Jace, your great times something grandson.

Jace and Will: WHAT?!?!?!

Jessie: And Cecily and Gabriel, these are your great times something grandkids, Alec and Isabelle.

Crowley: More shadowhunters. *groans, getting down from the chandelier*

Jessie: CROWLEY!!!!! How was that date with Hecate?

Crowley: Uh, well you see, what had happened was.....

*suddenly a little seven year old boy with black hair and multi colored eyes appears next to Crowley, eating ice cream*

Jessie: ROW!!!!

Row: Hi!!!

Jessie: Row, you're not supposed to come til the tenth chapter!!!! With the rest of the gang.

Row: Really?

Jessie: Yeah. Now go back to Mae.

Row: Okay!!!! *disappears*

Jessie: Great kid.

Leo: Uh-

Jessie: Leo, I have dare for you.

Leo: aw crap....

Jessie: You have to steal pizza from a chicken.

Leo: what? *teleports*

Jem: A chicken?

Jessie: a giant robot chicken.

Percy: Is it Chica?

Jessie: yep.

Percy: Leo's dead.

Jessie: NICO, WHATS YOUR STAR SIGN?

Nico: uh I dont know...

Jess: I will find out. Whens your birthday?

Nico: ...

Jess: ...

Nico: I... dont know...

Jess: That makes me sad.

---In the kitchen at Freddy Fazbear's---

Leo: uh wheres the- HOLY SH*T!!!!

Chica: *screeches it's inhumane screech*

Leo: *dead*

---In the security room---

Mike: Whats going on in the kitchen?

---In the room of Random---

Jess: I have dare for all shadowhunters from London.

Will: Okay.

*all of them are teleported to a strip club in Vegas*

Gab: Is this some sort of brothel?!

Will: *smirking as two strippers walk over* Hello ladies~

Jem: *blushing hard, surrounded by a few strippers* um...

Tessa: I am ashamed in the world today.

Charlotte: *already walking out*

---in the room again---

*Leo is revived*

Leo: I have a dare for Percy.

Percy: How. Dare. You.

Leo: sing Part of your world!!!

Jess: In Ariels outfit!!!

Leo: YES!!!!

Percy: You all hate me!!!!

Nine: No they don't.

Percy: THEY DO THEY KEEP BEING MEANIE PANTS' TO ME!!!!!!

Nine: Just be mean back.

Percy: HEY LEO.

Leo: Yeeeeeeeeees?

Percy: *punches him in the face* FOR THE WATER TRIBE!!!!!

Leo: *KO-ed*

Crowley: i give that punch a 7.4

Nine: 8.1

Naima: *holds up paper that says "0"* a baby can punch better than that.

Percy: SHUTUPNAIMA.

Naima: *tackles him*

Most: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!!!!!

Jess: FIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHT-

*suddenly the lights go off*

A voice: Im already here...

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Leo: You can't do that, you could die!!! Like forever!!!! I cant loose you...

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Naima: THEY ARENT REAL THEY CANT BE!!!!! THEY CANT!!!!!

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Jess: ... i love him....

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Karkat: WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALMIGHTY F**K IS GOING ON!??!??!

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Hades: im BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!

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A voice in the distance: honk..... HONK.... hoooonk..... HONK!!!!!!!

Will: *paling* no....

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Harry: EXPECTOOOOOOO PATROLUUUUUUUUUUM!!!!!!!!!!

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To be continued

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