Baguette | BreadxBTS

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Yoongi P.O.V

Shit. I'm going to be dead. So fucking dead. Going outside to buy food for those loud ass members that I considered as family. Yes your Yoongi has feelings too, I'm not a rock y'all know. Now, going back just with a bag with breads in this shitty hot weather.
I got my phone that heavy as rock myself out of the pocket and check what's going on.

Oh great. 5 messages from Jin hyung and 10 calls from HoSeok and Jimin. What the literally fuck?

Ugh whatever I better get back to the dorm fast or I won't taste this tasty hot bread.

Why I'm so careless? I should be in a Taxi or a Grab car right now listening to myself splitting fire and dissing assholes. It's currently 3PM. Looking back what they re doing at the dorm and I SUPPOSED to do. Kinky VKook playing games or fighting over a blanket. NamJin planing to go on a vacation and probably will leave me alone with fucking extra kids. Jimin being hot as always. OOPPSie my Agust D. HoSeok playing despacito with a dumb flute or writing his hixtape that I'm not ready for.

Well, chatting with Yoongi's genius mind is over my friends. I stand in front of the dorm's door and check my jacket's pockets for keys.

The door suddenly opens.

" WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU AT???!!1??? "

Yes, ladies and gentlemen. Meet Jin Hyung aka Mama Bird.

" Well, I don't know. Maybe buying god damn food and being a slave for you? "

" Whatever where's my food? I'm ready for Eat Jin. " Jin hyung said while taking the bag from me.

Bread P.O.V

Ugh. What's going on now? I just woke up from a long nap and I'm sure I'm not Sleeping beauty. Why there's so many hot men around me right now? What the heck, should I get 2 gallons of holy water.

Suga took his shoes off and flopped himself on the couch. The pink hair guy put me on the kitchen counter and started checking the fridge for food I guess.

" FOOD TIME YOU LAZY ASS KINKY KIDS or your meal will be promoted to Eat Jin. " The pink hair guy yelled while the others getting their asses into the kitchen.

" Jin hyung, what for dinner? It better be lamb skewers. "

" NamJoon hyung, JungKook is rude to TaeTae " said the guy with blonde hair while pointing at JungKook?

" YA!! I told you to stop fighting. Now sit down and shut up. " Jin said..

" Mom is mad. Hide my dudes. " the shortest guy said why clearing his throat.

Shit.. why there's so many of them? Are they multiplying.. but they got nice hair and they are hot though. I'm so dead. Why I'm such a hoe and I'm not ready for everything.

( A/N: Bread is me )

Jin P.O.V

Time to check what did god damn Yoongi buy. I swear to god if he bought out of date salads like last time again I'm sure he's sleeping outside and eating old ramens.

I prepared the dishes and bowls. I did it by myself this time or Joon will break everything like every fucking time again.

What

The

Fuck?

" YOONGI WHAT THE FUCK. HOW CAN WE SUPPOSED TO FILL OUR STOMACHES WITH BREAD "

" I'm broke right now okay??? Now let me sleep. I'm done dealing with ur shits " said the swag and acts like a rich dumbass " Agust D ".

Ugh what the hell. How can 7 loud ass men share a piece of bread ?

To Be Continued ;)

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Lol. Sorry,

It's getting long and cheesy shit. Of course I don't want that :v

Excuse me and *cough* I was dead while writing this.

Bighit snakeu is throwing stuffs at us 69/24. fALL eveRYThINg

Anyway, Enjoy! And a lot of thank you.💕

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