As we are finishing our conversation, from the corner of my eye I can see Jacob heading towards us. I quickly tense up and I can see that Spawn notices the quick change in me. As Jacob arrives, spawn gives him a look of why the fuck are you bothering me right now and don't you see that I am in the middle of a conversation kind of look.
Spawn – Well what do we have here, what do we owe the honor of your visit you cute little puppy?
Jacob – Who you calling puppy, you better watch what you say, you know I don't put up with anyones shit.
He standing on the other side of the table and puts each hand on the edge and leans over. He practically has his face mere inches away from Spawns. Spawn just gives him a smirk as he looks him straight in the eyes.
Spawn – Oh I know, but you know not to bother me when I am in the middle of a conversation. I can and will spank a "bitch", you know better than to mess with me or even try and threaten me.
The lights start to flicker around the place and as Spawn slowly starts to rise, I suddenly start to smell...sulfur. I kind of get nervous and put my hand on Spawns forearm to convey my nervousness. He smile down at me and everything starts to go back to normal.
Spawn – Don't worry my dear, you are perfectly safe, just reminding this young little shit who really is the boss at this school.
Jacob – Look I am not trying to cause problems, I just wanted to speak with her before lunch ended.
Spawn – Oh, I am sorry, but as you can see, lunch is over in less than a minute and we both have the same class next. I can't be late and neither can she, so some other time, ok bud?
Jacob – fine, I will see you later.
He looks at me with his crazy sexy smile and winks before he walks away. I just blush and look down, but then I realize that Spawn totally cocked blocked me!
Bella – WTF dude, I think he's hot and you just cocked blocked me?
Spawn – OMG girl, relax, you can't be giving up your punana at every guy that is hot with a big dick. You starting to sound like this girl I used to know name Lily, she was like always drooling over hot guys, especially some guy named Kott.
Bella – OMG, I would not have done that, I just wanted to get his number and chat with him.
Spawn – Right and I am some straight Mormon guy who wants to wait until marriage to slip it in a stench trench. Girl please, but anywayyyyyyssssss, I am sure you will get to talk to him and a be a hoover when the time is right.
Bella - A hoover? Why would I be a vacuum...OMG, Spawn!! I am not that much of a ho, geez.
Spawn - LOL, yeah sure. Let's get to class, before we're late. I want to hit the mall later tonight and you are coming with me.
We headed off to class and for some reason, I had this feeling that someone was staring at me. I look around, but did't notice a thing, oh well.
After class, Spawn and I headed out and to the school parking lot. He lead the way to a white BMW convertible and his plate had SPAWN69 on it.
Spectral - And you call me the ho, ok Mr. 69
Spawn - OH please, just cause I have what I like on my plate, don't me anyone can touch this. I am very selective of whom and when. Shit, can't have my ass all lose and having to wear diapers at the age of 30.
Spectral - Why would you need to wear diapers at 30? Wait! I don't want to know and forget I asked!!
Spawn - Aww, I would have been happy to share, but I will respect your wishes (he winks at me)
