You were a small town woman just trying to make a living, working 3 jobs. You were poor as hell
But one day you were woking down the street when you ran into two boys holding hands. Darn to bad they were gay, they were cute.
They winked at you, before whispering something to each other. They walked away, giving you a smirk.
How odd.
The next day you wake up to a TOUR BUS OUTSIDE YUR SHACK?!
WOW yous ran outsides extremely excited as jush don walked out of the tour bus, with Tyler on his shoulders. WERCOME ABOARD THE BUS FAIRR WOMAN WHO LIVES IN A OGRE SHACK
You gots on the buss with tem checking both of their gorgeous arses out as they walked. Damn, some noice planets UGGGHHHHHHH
Tem all of the sudden teh bos flip over causeing you do ahoot out le window killings you instanfbdnsksnly
Jiz dun and ty joses wrhere not even sud
The End.