One Piece X Reader Oneshots

Brook x Reader:Friend zoned

Brook P.o.v

"Today's the day, I'm going to do it an succeed." I say with my head held high.

(Y/N) came up behind me and said "Today's the day your going to do what?"

I turned around and smiled well I am always smiling since I'm a skeleton.

I then puff out my none existing chest and say "Well, (Y/N) I'm glad you asked. Today is the day I will successfully, get Nami to give me her panties."

(Y/N) died out laughing and said "Oh really."

I reply with a smug smile and nod. She then died out laughing again.

When she finally stopped and caught her breathe said "Okay, this makes the like 100th time you have tried to get her underwear. I just don't think it's going to happen buddy."

She put a hand on my shoulder and shook her head out of pity.

I then reply "Oh, I think it will. I have figured out where I have been messing up these last few times."

She cocks an eyebrow and says "Go on, why is it that you believe you have been failing and what are you going to do different."

I laugh and say "I haven't been a true gentlemen about it. So this time I'm going to say please."

She put a hand on her chin and says "Please, huh. It might work, if you still want to get your skull smashed."

I then cross my boney arms and say "I will prove that it will work and I might even ask her out."

(Y/N) also crosses her arms and says "Okay, today at sunset ask her for her panties and on a date."

I nod my head and said "Agreed."

Timeskip

Reader's P.o.v

The sun was setting. I walk out of my room to the front deck to wait for Brook and Nami.

Brook walked out of the kitchen. Nami and Sanji not far behind. We were all leaning arms crossed on the rail.

Brook finally spoke up and said whist gating on one knee "My dear Nami, please give me you panties. Also will you accompany me on a date."

I was holding in my laughter. This was halarious, though know where near as funny as here answer.

She put a hand on her hip and said "Well maybe.....No. For the up tenth time no."

Brook was kicked across the ship. Sanji running after him saying "You pervert. Don't just ask a lady for her undergarments."

I died out laughing. Clutching my stomach as I doubled over.

I then shout over to him "Hey Brook, how does it feel being Friend zoned."

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