Stockholme Syndrome

Meeting Mrs. Cipher

Bill

"She's my... mother"  I said, smiling

Dipper's eyes widened and blinked several times as some of his tears freefall in his beautiful face

"W-wha—?" He started to say

"Ah, ah, ah. No more talking for now. Come on, don't let mother waiting."

I cut him off and slid my hand into his arm then proceeded to open the gates of my room and then we walked off to the main hall

~Yes, gates

Dipper looked at me, slightly embarrassed and asked

"Is she really your mother?"

"Yes"

"How come she looks younger than you?"

"Hey! I don't look that old!"

"Who knows, maybe you do...a little"

I gasped and looked at him,  whilst putting a hand over my chest, feigning hurt

"Really? Then maybe its time to cha—"

"Nah, you look okay. A little formal and stuff but  I actually think that's kinda hot"

Dipper said, grinning

I looked my feet while walking.

'Did he just say I'm kinda hot?!'

"Yes. And yes, you're whispering to yourself"

"Eh? Why kinda ?! I am hot!" I said, angrily pouting

Dipper laughed and pinched my cheek with his other hand

"Then, Bill, I therefore declare that you are hot"

"That's more like it!"

We then reached our destination and I saw mother talking to Tad and Will

Well more like, mother laughing, Tad smiling faintly,and Will snorting about mum's puns

I smiled internally

'I haven't seen my family like this for a long time...I wish we could always be like this. Without..him'

Then all of them looked at me

Mother grinned and said "Well! Seems like your brother Billy boy here had some fun with his one and only!"

Dipper looked down, blushing madly. I read his mind only to find him thinking about what COULD happen between us when mother didn't show up

I blushed too and took a sit, taking Dipper beside me.

"Let the formalities begin." Tad said

(AN: Is it just me or that sounded like THG?)

"Mother...err, Mrs. Antoinette Cipher. Meet Dipper Pines"

Mother rolled her eyes and said "Yes, yes, yes. Aka Pinetree, The One, your mate, Dirty darling, Naughty Princess, etc; I know. Now let's proceed in the 'interview'"

She looked at Dipper and said "Dipper dear, let us talk in a room no one could interrupt. Because I am kind and I don't want these boys hear your answers. Tata!"

Mother then waved her hand and opened a portal to who-knows-where and took Dipper with her through

I sighed. 'Time to talk with Will'

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Ye, ye. I kno its short :c

My tablet won't charge enough so I can properly update. I told mum to fix it in a store but she won't 😵

She just bought 4 shirts and a pair of shoes. Sometimes, parents are shit 😬😢

Byeee~