bad dad joke series one:
what do you call ghost pooop?
BOO BOO!
what do dinosaurs pay with?
TYRANNOSAURUS CHECKS
why aren't koala bears real bears?
THEY DIDNT MEET THE KOALAFICATIONS!
what video game do you play on the toilet?
CALL OF DUTY
what happens when a frog parks illegally?
IT GETS TOAD
that's all for today folks, i'll be here all week.