So, Jonah's ex girlfriend is here and Jake always records us as he's been spending more time with Logan and I, he tries to annoy me by saying things similar to things like 'trouble in paradise?' When he sees me editing a vlog in the far corner as Jonah is on the couch holding her hand.
Holding her hand.
Whatever.
I'm not a jealous girlfriend
But, seriously, in front of me? Come on.
As soon as Jonah 'managed' to take his attention away from the hoe towards me. But every time he did I felt he eyes pointing laser beams at my neck.
Daniel obviously noticed and said something about it
"Listen, Erin, can you stop being an attention whore and stop glaring at Jonah's GIRLFRIEND's back?!" He yelled, emphasising on the 'girlfriend'.
Every time me and Jonah agreed on something, 'Erin' would get in the middle and make it about her and say she had an allergy or whatever.
To be honest, I may be losing lots of brain cells for thinking this but... can you really be allergic to fairgrounds and rollercoasters?
Nah, I don't think so.
"Let's go to the skate ground with the ramps and stuff!" Jonah squealed like a little girl
"Yeah, I love skate grounds." Erin flipped her hair giving me that 'honey I hit' look.
If I'm honest, I'm really good at skating and stuff but I guess I could play her game.
I guess I'll just ask him for help.
Ok.
Let's go.
Tips if your mans ex gets in the way and still likes him and be trying to get him back:
1) don't be a fucking psycho bitch jealous all the time. Unattractive babes.
2) if you get asked to go somewhere, politely say yes like you're not dying to expose this hoe.
3) when you're on the date. MF SHOW HER WHOS BOSS AND KISS YO MANS.
4) well don't kiss him too early. I guess.
PART 2 BE COMING AND GUESS WHAT 298 READS OH.
HONEY I HIT.
xox -Maya
