jungcock 🎉
taehyung has removed jungkook from the group chat
TAEHYUNG:
GUYS
TAEHYUNG:
ITS SEPT 1
SEOKJIN:
so?
ME:
yeah what's so special about sept 1
NAMJOON:
DOES SCHOOL START
ME:
YOU GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL 2 YEARS AGO NAMJOON
NAMJOON:
oh
NAMJOON:
MY NAME IS RAP MONSTER, HOW DARE YOU CALL ME BY MY FIRST NAME
ME:
i have 6 words for you
ME:
i
ME:
don't
ME:
give
ME:
a
ME:
fuck
TAEHYUNG:
but that's 5 words
ME:
oh i forgot something
ME:
🖕🏿
NAMJOON:
THATS NOT EVEN A WORD?????
SEOKJIN:
ITS BLACK LIKE ME
NAMJOON:
HOLD UP ISNT THAT YOONGI'S LINE
JIMIN:
JHORSE YOU S T E ALER
JIMIN:
DOES anybody still know where yoongi is or??
TAEHYUNG:
FORGET ABOUT HIM
TAEHYUNG:
ITS SEPT 1 DOES IT RING A BELL BITCHES
ME:
no
TAEHYUNG:
ARE YOU FUKING GAY, DID ALL OF YOU FORGET
SEOKJIN:
ok calm
JIMIN:
are you talking about your drowned fish
TAEHYUNG:
yeah😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😰😨😨😥😥😥😓😪😪😪😪😪🤧🤧😭😭😭😭😭☹️☹️☹️☹️
TAEHYUNG:
NAH I WAS KIDDING
TAEHYUNG:
it's tomorrow, my fish's death anniversary😞
TAEHYUNG:
nahhh, tomorrow is world coconut day
TAEHYUNG:
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NAMJOON:
does that explain why jungkook is a coconut head
JIMIN:
probably
TAEHYUNG:
OK THIS IS NOT THE P O I N T
ME:
WHY DO YOU TALK LIKE T H I S
TAEHYUNG:
WHY
TAEHYUNG:
DO
TAEHYUNG:
YOU
TAEHYUNG:
TALK
TAEHYUNG:
LIKE
TAEHYUNG:
THIS
ME:
eat a dick😤🙄
TAEHYUNG:
THAT'S G A Y
ME:
wait why did you remove jungkook anyways
TAEHYUNG:
because jungkook can't know about this
JIMIN:
know about what
TAEHYUNG:
his birthday surprise
NAMJOON:
WUT AUJEBEKFKBSJWKWMRMFNJS
SEOKJIN;
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"okay, what do we do–" seokjin screams.
"i have everything planned calm down." taehyung says.
"so what are we doing?" namjoon says.
"we're doing a birthday surprise, duh." i say.
"okay, i know that but i was asking for th–" namjoon says.
"okay, shut up." seokjin says.
"i brought a lamb." taehyung says.
"a lamb?" jimin says, "like the animal?"
"yup! i thought jungkook likes lamb skewers." taehyung says.
"but doesn't mean you bring the actual animal– oh my god." namjoon says.
"it's over here!" taehyung says, "follow me."
everyone obeys as taehyungs brings the lamb and my jaw drops.
"it's shaved!" i say.
"yeah, i know! the lamb is clean now." taehyung says.
"i don't understand–" i say.
"what're you guys doing?" jungkook says.
"erm–" seokjin says.
"well uh–" namjoon says.
"we got a pet lamb?" jimin says, quickly.
"why..?" jungkook says.
"because–" i say.
"for your birthday!" taehyung says.
jungkook giggles as everyone sighs.
"you ruined it, taehyung!" namjoon yells.
"suck my ass!" taehyung yells.
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